Title: How to Annoy Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) Characters

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I (obviously) don't own Kuroshitsuji or it WOULD be a Yaoi and we don't have to fantasize...)

Summary: Have you ever wondered how to annoy the Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) characters if you ever met them? Then read… please… Also I am obsessed with Roman Numerals (Blame KH) so…

Chapter I

Ciel Phantomhive

I. Take Sebastian away from him.

II. Call him "Shorty".

III. Show him 'CielxClaude fanfiction.

IV. Show him CielxClaude pictures.

V. Put catnip tequila in his tea.

VI. Take his eye patch and run around saying "arg!" or "as if".

VII. Tell him that you know about his contract and everything with Sebastian but don't tell him how you know.

VIII. Tell him that Sebastian wants to marry and take a picture of his reaction with the camera in ep. 9.

IX. Start acting like Undertaker and become obsessed with his body.

X. Tell him that Alois is way better than him and he could beat him in chess any day.

XI. Jinx his chess set so he loses EVERY time.

XII. Make him eat a tattooed fruit roll up with the tattoo of Alois' pentacle and put a blond wig on him.

XIII. Blame everything on Grell.

XIV. Ask him if he is on team Edward or Jacob (or if you hate Twilight, Peeta or Gale)

XV. Ask him if he could cross-dress again.

XVI. If he says 'no', then show him the 'Corset Scene' and laugh.

XVII. Show Sebastian the 'Corset Scene' and stop it when the corset will show and wink at him. You can figure out the rest.

XVIII. Tape it with your video camera.

IXX. Show May-Rin

XX. Make Ciel listen to 'Nyan Cat' all day.

XXI. Call Ciel a 'Gay homo fag' (blame raywilliamjohnson for that one)

XXII. Ask him what Yaoi is.

XXIII. If he says 'no', then cry until he looks it up on wiki.

XXIV. If he says 'yes', then say to him 'Psh. You WOULD know that Gay homo fag!'

XXV. Curse REALLY loud at random times and if he asks you why, then yell 'BLAME GLOBAL WARMING' (everyone blames that for everything now).

XXVI. Laugh every time he is next to you and is he asks you 'why are you laughing?' show him a picture of him in the dress in ep. 4.

XXVII Ask him if he knows who Jeff Dunham is.

XXVIII. If he says 'no', then tell him that he should be one of his puppets (I am thinking he would be the grandson of Walter).

IXXX. Glomp him at random times.

XXX. At exactly 11:45, scream 'WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIMPSQWEEK THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE THEY WILL SINK INTO THE SAND AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY WHEN THE TIDE COMES BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SMALL THAT THEY CAN BREATHE THROUGHT THE OXYGEN ATOMS IN THE WATER!' (If you don't watch Fullmetal, then you won't understand).

Thanks for reading! I think I will do 30 for each character. What do you think? Okay, for the next chapter, I need AT LEAST 5 reviews. Bad, good, I really don't care. Reviews help people in their writing! So… yeah… byez.

Ciel: I hate my life.

Me: I don't blame you ^v^