I'm on a roll with stories! Anyway, I want everyone from the U.S. or anywhere else to hear me out when I say this.
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Anyway, this takes place during Night of Neglect.
Rachel Berry created event Night of Neglect.
Kurt Hummel: What is this and can I go?
Rachel Berry: It's a benefit concert celebrating neglected artists. Sure you can come!
(Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, and 12 others are attending event Night of Neglect)
Rachel Berry: That puts us up to a little over six hundred attendees! That is, if Sunshine Corazon can meet expectations and have all of her twitter followers come.
Kurt Hummel: As in the Sunshine you sent to a crack-house?
Blaine Anderson: She what?
Sunshine Corazon: Yes, she thought I was such a threat to her talent.
Rachel Berry: I'm really sorry! But you better not be betraying us!
Sunshine Corazon: I would never!
Nick Duval is now in a relationship with Jeff Sterling
Nick Duval: I forgot to change it 3
Jeff Sterling: Aw, I love you too.
Kurt Hummel: I KNEW IT! And congrats!
Blaine Anderson: Same here!
Wes Montgomery: Thank Gavel, now ALL of the sexual tension is gone from our rehearsals!
Kurt Hummel: Um, you and David look like you want to jump on each other.
David Warbler: No way! We just have an epic bromance!
Blaine Anderson: Yeah, we'll keep believing it.
Kurt Hummel: I just realized something. I've never formally introduced the New Directions. But you're all online so I'll try.
Kurt Hummel: Say hi if you're on! First is one of my best friends, Mercedes Jones!
Mercedes Jones: Hello, boys! I'm a diva, drama queen, and Beyonce's clone!
Kurt Hummel: Next is Rachel Berry!
Rachel Berry: Don't you be stealing our Glee Club secrets. Anyway, I will one day be on Broadway, and you'll all be able to say you once Facebooked with the one and only Rachel Berry!
Wes Montgomery: Is she always like that?
Kurt Hummel: Yes. Next is cheerleader Quinn Fabray!
Quinn Fabray: Hello boys!
David Warbler: I just want to say you're very pretty.
Nick Duval: QUAVID!
Jeff Sterling: DAVINN!
Kurt Hummel: STOP FACEBOOK STALKING! Anyway, next is Tina Cohen-Chang.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Hello!
Kurt Hummel: Then there is Tina's boyfriend Mike Chang (not related)
Mike Chang: Hey, guys. Just know I can bust a move, but can't sing for my life.
Kurt Hummel: Next is my dear step-brother Finn Hudson, otherwise known as Frankenteen…
Finn Hudson: Hey, don't hurt my little brother, you guys!
Kurt Hummel: Finn, I don't care if you're six foot four, I'm three months older. Anyway, then there is Artie Abrams.
Artie Abrams: I'm the white rapper on wheels!
Kurt Hummel: Artie's in a wheel chair. Then there is Noah Puckerman, but goes by Puck. Surprisingly, he rarely stalks people *cough* Warblers *cough*.
Puck Puckerman: Who says I don't?
Kurt Hummel: Creeper. Anyhow, you've met Santana Lopez.
Santana Lopez: Hello crazy people who want me.
Kurt Hummel: Ignore any comments she makes. Then there is Brittany Peirce.
Brittany Peirce: Hi. Are you a dolphin school?
Nick Duval: What?
Kurt Hummel: Ignore that. And Britt, no, we're not all dolphins. Anyway, the last two members are Sam Evans and Lauren Zizes, but they almost never go on Facebook.
Lauren Zizes: Oh yeah? You just got Zized!
Kurt Hummel: And those are my crazy friends from another choir.
David Warbler to Quinn Fabray: Hey, I'm David.
Quinn Fabray: I remember you. You're one of Kurt's friends from Dalton, right?
David Warbler: Yeah, I am. Would you like to get coffee at the Lima Bean tomorrow?
Quinn Fabray: I would love to! See you then!
Rachel Berry: SUNSHINE CORAZON WHERE IN OHIO ARE YOU? THE SHOW IS STARTING SOON AND THERE'S NO ONE HERE BUT A BUNCH OF HECKLERS, KURT, AND BLAINE!
Kurt Hummel: Oh no. Duck and cover, this is going to be World War Rachel Berry. Sunshine Corazon, I highly recommend you get down here before Rachel finds you and tears you apart.
Rachel Berry: Oh great! I need to go get Mercedes…
Santana Lopez: That was a disaster.
Rachel Berry: Santana Lopez, shut up, I am NOT in the mood right now.
Kurt Hummel: Oh dear. I think Rachel is royally pissed off.
Rachel Berry: Although Mercedes brought down the house, she only brought it down onto two people. Thanks for coming Kurt and Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: Rachel, I'll come to all of your concerts and be there on your opening night on Broadway!
Rachel Berry: You are so the brother I never had!
David Warbler is now in a relationship with Quinn Fabray.
Kurt Hummel: Oh my gosh! When did this happen? You two are such a cute couple!
Quinn Fabray: We went on a few coffee dates, and found we both want to act and like a lot of the same things, and we get along really well.
Kurt Hummel: Okay, I guess that means you're Quavid!
Rachel Berry: Quinn, now that we're not fighting over Finn anymore, I hope we can be better friends. So I'll break the frosty coating by saying I think you have a beautiful voice and are really talented.
Kurt Hummel: *dies*
Puck Puckerman: *passes out*
Mercedes Jones: *faints*
Santana Lopez: *chokes*
Jeff Sterling: *drowns*
Nick Duval: *trips*
Wes Montgomery: * bangs gavel*
Blaine Anderson: What the heck is going on?
Kurt Hummel: Rachel Berry just complimented someone who was once her worst enemy. But the Warblers are just being insane.
Nick Duval: I was wondering why we were doing random actions.
Kurt Hummel: Oh dear lord.