Me: Hizers.

Mario: 'lo.

Everyone Else: WE HATE YOU, FEFEWS!

Me: It seems that I have inspired dialogue in Author's Notes. A bunch of people have stolen the idea from me- I don't know whether to be glad or mad- oh, whatever. And why are you calling me Fefews?

Luigi: CUZ WE FEEL LIKE IT!

Me: Whatevs. I'm putting a clue in this chapter.

Toadbert: We don't need it.

Me: *rolls eyes* Yeah, I'm sure. Anyway, this chapter may seem awfully similar to krisetcher's Traitor Aboard- but I assure you, this is based off US Season 1. Sorry if it seems that way- I'll try my best to differentiate mine from yours.

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MOLE PROFILE

Name: Nice try.

Occupation: Saboteur

Species: A Monty Mole

Girlfriend/ Boyfriend: Mrs. Frankenstein

Birthday: EC3, 2012 (12)

"Interesting," Luigi proclaimed, tapping his foot. "Very interesting."

"New Moon from Twilight?" Daisy asked, her brows furrowing.

Luigi shoved the scrap of paper into his pocket. "Let's get to the lounge we're supposed to be meeting in. I heard the next challenge is coming soon."

At the lounge, Mario was snacking on some crackers, and Toadbert was staring at Toadsworth, who slid a piece of paper towards Luigi and Daisy.

DICE GAME

In the dice game, there will be three envelopes. They will contain:

Rolling a 1, 2, or 3:

Dye your hair green

Rolling a 4, 5, or 6:

Shave your head

Toadbert: We Toads treasure or cap-hair. I wouldn't want mine to be shaved! I guess it wouldn't be too bad green, but I'd have to buy a new wardrobe! Ugh!

Rolling a 1, 2, or 3:

Spend the night in a jail cell

Rolling a 4, 5, or 6:

Spend the night in the smallest, dirtiest cell with a roommate.

Daisy: Oh, no. Probably a filthy male roommate who was once a murderer. No way!

Rolling a 1, 2, or 3:

Cast an arm

Rolling a 4, 5, or 6:

Cast both arms and both legs

Luigi: Mamma mia! How on earth are you supposed to jump with casts on both legs!? And arms, for that matter!

"What do you think?" Monty smirked. "Two out of three players will have to complete their missions for this challenge to be successful. This is worth 25, 000 coins."

"Wait," Daisy said. "There are three dares, but four of us."

"Who do you think is the weakest out of all of you?" Toadsworth spoke up, his eyes twinkling.

Toadbert raised his hand. "That would be me."

Luigi: A-what? I had just been about to volunteer myself. In my opinion, Toadbert is one of the stronger ones. I'm not very brave.

"Then Toadbert-" Monty motioned to him. "Come with me."

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Daisy stood in the lounge, running her fingers through her long auburn hair. "Okay, so..."

"Pick one." Toadsworth held out three green envelopes. Daisy carefully selected the middle one.

Rolling a 1, 2, or 3:

Dye your hair green

Rolling a 4, 5, or 6:

Shave your head

"WHAT!" Daisy exclaimed. "Well, I- I don't think I can do any of that."

He handed her a die. "Which are you hoping for?"

Me: I'll be back soon, I promise! I know this was short, but the main reason I updated was to say I luv you guys, and I'll finish this off soon!