AN: If you think you will get angry for me making fun of a large majority of badly written and/or completely illogically plotlined Naruto self-inserts, then don't read this. I like self inserts when they make sense (meaning the person has to go through many hardships, denial, confusion, etc. to be able to fit in or be useful in the plotline.) Try to enjoy~

LINELINELINE

"OH EM GEE, I AM SO TOTALLY BORED!" Mary-chan yelled.

"OMG SAME!" Sue-chan agreed.

"I wish we could go to the Naruto world." Mary-chan said sadly.

"Yeah, I would be the best ninja in Suna." Sue-chan said, smiling at the thought of kicking pedochimaru in the face.

Suddenly, the TV they were watching (they really weren't watching it) sucked them in. They both screamed but then passed out.

*TIEM SKIPPO DESU NE*

"Ow, my perfectly toned butt!" Mary-chan whined, rubbing said butt.

"Ugh, my perfectly contoured cheek bones were laying on a rock!" Complained Sue-chan.

"Wait…. Where are we?" Mary-chan said, noticing that the grass was not her fluffy pristine white carpet.

Sue-chan then noticed a small cut in the bark of a tree. "OH MY GOD… I THINK WE'RE IN THE NARUTO WORLD!" She hopped up and down, squealing at the thought of having little Gaara babies.

"HOLY PIE, THAT'S SO TOTALLY LOGICAL AND THE FIRST THING ONE WOULD THINK OF WHEN SEEING A SCRATCH ON A TREE!" Mary-chan approved, hopping around with her friend.

Abruptly, a voice yelled to them. "Who're you sexy ladies and why are you in Konoha borders?" They both turned to see the hot bod of Kakashi.

"KYAA! You're Kakashi-sensei! And you're hot!" Mary-chan screamed, having a nosebleed. Kakashi suddenly fell in love and jumped down in front of her.

"Will you be my girlfriend?" He asked.

"YES! I LOVE YOU!" They then started making out.

Also suddenly, another voice talked to them. "What is going on here?"

It was Gaara. Sue-chan squealed and glomped him.

"OMG GAARA I LOVE YOU." She shrieked, kissing him. He started to kiss back.

Then they all had sex in the clearing, leaving an eavesdropping Naruto mentally scarred for the rest of his little life.

El fin~