Memoirs of A Hat-read and review.
It's difficult being a hat. You can't imagine all the things I've been through. Nearly 1000 years old I am, but I've been told I age well-don't look a day over 460-well, so Dumbledore's New Year's bonnet says. That's a compliment when you're my age. It's strange, but people always seem to forget about me. About how important I am. Now, I don't like to brag-but I've changed history. Multiple times. People put too much stock into what I say. I'm just a hat you know. They forget that I am not choosing their destiny, that they can still be whomever they choose…ah well. Such is human nature I suppose-but then, I wouldn't know.