Hey! What are you doing? Don't tell me you're going to read this stupid fan fiction, the story that the great Pseudonymous Bosch created right? 'sigh' you are stubborn, I should've listened to PB's warnings. But alas! I am dying to create this story I didn't mind the precautions master told me. PS my master is PB. PS that's my name! Well I can't stop you from reading this, though I am not weak like master, you cannot bribe me from chocolate, wait maybe you can.

Let me introduce myself properly, I'm *Polyonymous Smith. PS for short.

If you still want to continue reading this I won't stop you. Don't tell me I didn't warn you, because, I WARNED YOU! Well, you get my point, right? I'll just start the story.

*P.S, I'm a capricious writer, so don't go hard on me, ok?
*P.S, this chapter is not actually chapter 1, it's chapter 8. So you won't get confused. .

Max-Ernest was looking at the window presuming a miracle would come. He was fidgety and preoccupied with the things he said to Cass that he didn't notice a girl walking towards his house.

"Max-Ernest! Cass is looking for you!" his mom shouted.

"Tell her, I'm dead!"

"What? I can't tell her you're dead, she heard me call your name."

"Then tell her I'm ABOUT to die."

"Cass, he's inside his room." His mom said with a huge grin on her face.

"MAX-ERNEST!" Cass exclaimed.

"He's not here! I'm just a l-lady!" he said with a girly tone. (you know what I mean right?)

"I know it's you M-E, don't tell me you're gay!"

"What? NO! By the way, people always imply the word gay as; a WORD that primarily refers to a homosexual person, but the term was originally used to refer to feelings of being carefree, happy, or bright and showy. Even though I imply the word gay as being happy, the first thing that always pops in my head is the grotesque one, how bout' that?"

"I know, I was just kidding."

"You look glum, why?"

"I'm sorry."

"About what?"

Cass gave him an intent stare. He got what she meant.

"I should be the one who should say sorry, I really wasn't gonna do that, you just misunderstood it, I'm not suggesting it was your fault, you just thought I was gonna…ki-kiss you..but I was really looking at your chin because there was a spider, and when I was about to kill the bug you slapped me. And then-"

"I know! Max-Ernest, that's why I'm here..to apologize." Not wanting her friend to continue talking.

"Besides, why will I do that? You're my best friend, I don't even like you, I mean I like you as my best friend, I don't like you as a….you know what."

"Right."

"So are we okay?"

"Yeah."