"That's Legit." and that's my new quote.

Shugo Carrot is basically all of my random moments from school and just random ideas I thought of put into a parody of Shugo Chara. (Which, if you pronounce it correctly, sounds like Shugo Carra, so I added the ending cuz' it sounds like carrot.)

Disclaimer: I don't own Shugo Chara. At all. =.= BUT~ I do own these quotes!

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"Tadase-kun… I've had a certain question for some time now…" Hinamori Amu said, slightly blushing and twiddling her thumbs. "Y-yes Amu-Chan? What is it?" Answered Tadase, also slightly blushing. "Well… Where do our eggs come from?" Amu quickly asked, much to Tadase's surprise. "I-I mean… Like, do you like… poop them out when you are sleeping? And if you do, how do they go thru your pajamas? Unless you're not wearing any pants… Or any underwear… but what sick perv sleeps like that?" Amu pondered out loud, earning a sweat drop from everyone in the room. And right on que, Ikuto popped into the room without any pants.

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"Amu, are you okay?" Asked Kairi. Amu and Kairi were just discussing something pointless, when Kairi noticed that Amu was acting strange. "OF COURSE IM FINE! And NEVER ask me that AGAIN!" Amu sternly said, giving a death glare. "Just look at what happened to Tina!" she continued. Earning a confused look from Kairi. "Who's Tina?" Kairi asked, not understanding. "EXACTLY." Interjected Amu, with a murderous look.

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*a touchy scene where Amu is upsetting a minor character* "WHAT DO YOU KNOW, FISH!" yelled Kanade, a minor character I made up. *slanted camera angle* "THE SLANTY ANGLE NEVER LIES! SOMEONES GONNA RUN AWAY UPSET!" I yell, matter-o-factly. *Kanade runs away upset*

(based off of many episodes from many animes)

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"That's Legit." Yelled Yaya, "Like a boss." Muttered Rima, "That's sooo beast!" exclaimed Nagihiko. "I GOTTSA WEINER!" Announced Tadase, uncharacteristically.

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"hey… Hey ikuto. Hey! IKUTO!" Screams Yoru, trying to get Ikuto's attention, and successfully does. "GOD DARNINT, RETARD! I TRY TO EAT, MY FRICKING FISH, WILL YOU JUST SHUT… THE HELL…. UP!" Ikuto yells, annoyed… clearly. "…I just wanted to tell you you have no pants on." Pointed out Yoru, slightly disturbed.

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That's all I have memorized, I actually have a whole 2 pages full of quotes at school, so I'll do those tomorrow. :D

Sorry its not good, but I promise next chapter… will be… *thinking* EPIC! *sparkles*