Another chapter of randomness! Yay~

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Lulu: Howdy, y'all!
Ikuto: *confused* Wait... Is she Russian?

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Amu has been busy all day studying for a big test coming up. Bored, Amu sighed to herself. "This problem is so… special…" complained Amu, giving a melancholic glance to Kukai who was playing with a knap-sack in the corner. Zoned out, Kukai replied, "If you think that's special, you should see my mom"

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Me: This is Nagihiko's festive scarf; he wears it to parties... And gay bars.

Nagihiko: O.O …WHO TOLD YOU?

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Tadase: OH SAINT FRANCIS, YOUR PRETZLES ARE FREEZING!

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Utau tossed her kids out so they could build character.

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Setting: Tanabata

"Hello everybody! I have our bamboo tree!" Announced Tadase as he entered the Royal garden, carrying an odd looking tree. Kairi looked at him annoyed, and smart-butted commented saying, "If that's a bamboo tree, my mom has balls."

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After Yaya was annoying in class, the teacher put a dunce sign around her neck

Rima: "The dunce sign really brings out the color of your eyes."
Yaya: =.= Shuddup.

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Ikuto: *laying in bed*
Amu: *comes in* get up!
Ikuto: No! I can't overcome my inertia!
Amu: *kicks bed*
Ikuto: *rolls out of bed* my inertia has been overcome.

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Amu to Ikuto: Imma knock you up! And not in the way you want it!

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Amu: I had a dream last night!

Ikuto: Okay, Martian luther king.

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Kukai: Holding your bladder and holding a marble are the same thing, one wrong move and it could slip. (fail)

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Ikuto: *knocks on Amu's door*
Amu: It's that damn telemarketer again! We don't care about your latest condom endorsement!

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Utau: I look like lady gaga... Quick! Buy me a meat dress!

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Kukai: Why do u think twilights so popular?

Amu: Apparently, twilights popular because teens can relate to it. "oh, yea, I remember that time when I was a vampire."

Nagihiko: Sexy glittering men? WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? Sparkles, FTW!

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Not very funny this time around, its hard to concentrate cuz' my sisters watching Gnomeo and Juliet… .

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