Spain: NOOOOOOOO NEVER NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Antarctica: *folds arms* Fine. But its either that or torture Romano in front of all of us. *eyes cloud* And I mean torture. Take a knife and make him scream. Make him cry and beg for you to stop. MAKE HIS BLOOD SPILL OUT ON THE FLOOR!
Prussia: I cant believe I'm with a nut job...-_-"
Spain: *slowly backs away* You're evil
Antarctica: I know. *happy smile* Now...which are you gonna give up? Your precious tomatoes or Romano's trust? Hmm? Ah, decisions, decisions. Now whatever will you do? *creepy smile*
Spain: I guess my tomatoes *sob* *leaves...with a blowtorch and axe* *comes back in sobbing* I am going to kill you later Antarctica...
Antarctica: I'll be looking forward to it~ And since I'm awesome I get to dare someone again. Um...*puts hand over eyes and spins around in a circle with arm extended and pointing, then stops and uncovers eyes* Okay then. China, I dare you to go get Hungary and tell her how Americas been acting and have her come and check on him. *epic pose* Go my faithful servant for this will make me happy to know the predicament my soon to be brother in law got himself into!
China: Why me
Antarctica: Because I said so...NOW. GO! *supercerealface*
China: *walks of slowly while cursing under his breath*
Antarctica: Ha ha! Victory is mine! *glomps Prussia out of epicness.*
Prussia: Hey birdie
Antarctica: Yes Mr. Awesome?
Prussia: Where are we going?
Antarctica: We're going to...(wait for it...) EUROPE! *points to Spain.* There! Right there! Look at that tan that tinted skin. Look at the killer shape hes in. Look at that slightly stubby chin. Oh please hes gay, totally gay.
Austria: Im not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate, the totally straight expatriate. This guys not gay I say not gay.
Everyone (except for people who are all like wtf is going on?): That is the elephant in the room is it relevant to presume that a man who wears perfume automatically radically fey?
Canada: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
America: Look at his silk translucent socks.
Austria: There's the eternal paradox. Look at what we're seeing.
Italy: What do we see?
Austria: Is he gay?
America: Of course hes gay!
Antarctica: Or European?
Everyone: Ooh. Gay or European? Its hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European?
France: Well hey don't look at me!
America: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports.
everyone: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts. Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. They say things like 'ciao bella' while they kiss you on both cheeks.
America: Oh please.
everyone: Gay or European? So many shades of gray.
Antarctica: Depending on the time of day the french go either way.
everyone: Is he gay or European? Or...
England: There! Right there! Look at that condescending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work. That is a metro hetero jerk. That guys not gay, I say no way.
everyone: Well that is the elephant in the room, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume is-
China: Automatically radically.
Austria: Ironically chronically.
England: Certainly pertain'ly
Canada: Genetically medically.
everyone: GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY...DAMMIT! Gay or European?
Austria: So stylish and relaxed...
everyone: Is he gay or European?
Austria: I think his chest is waxed...
Antarctica: But they bring their boys up different there. Its culturally diverse. Its not a fashion curse
everyone: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse. Gay or just exotic? I still cant crack the code.
America: Yet his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed.
everyone: Huh. Gay or European? So many shades of gray.
Hungary: But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
everyone: Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-
Germany: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy. Ive got a solution that I'd like to try.
Austria: The floor is yours.
Germany: So Mr. Carriedo? This alleged affair with Ms. Windem has been going on for...?
Spain: Two years.
Germany: And your first name again is...?
Germany: And your boyfriends name is...?
Spain: Romano. *everyone gasp here* Wait! I misunderstand! You say boyfriend! I thought you say best friend! Romano is my...best friend.
Romano: You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it I no cover for you no more! Peoples! I have a big announcement! This man is gay AND European!
*time skip in the song to the end*
Spain: Fine okay I'm gay!
France: What...just happened?
Antarctica: We just sang the most epic song eva!
France: *surprised look* Okay?
(A/N) Hola~ Have some...randomness...I DONT OWN THIS SONG!