Me: Okay guys, I was just sitting around SUPER board, and this idea came to mind. Yes it WILL be a multi-chapter, and yes it is just about as much of a comedy as you can get. I hope you enjoy it as much as rainbows!
Danny Muse: Rainbows?
Me: Yes Danny, Rainbows.
Danny Muse: Why rainbows?
Me: …Idk… I guess because they are colorful?
Danny Muse: Like Fruit-Loops.
Me: Yes Danny, like Fruit-Loops.
Danny Muse: Okay in that case, Readers, I hope you enjoy this story as much a Fruit-Loops!
Me: *face palms*
"Hey Danny…what are you doing?" Jazz asked peering over her brother's shoulder as he held a Fenton thermos in his left hand and typed a password into the main computer of the Fenton's lab. As he pressed the enter button, the doors slid open with a soft whooshing sound and the lab was illuminated in the eerie green light that it let off.
"Nothing Jazz," Danny said as he uncapped the thermos and released its contents into the portal, quickly shutting in behind him so his previous captives would not escape, "I'm just sending today's captives back to which they came!" Danny finished dramatically and raised his fist in the air, mocking almost perfectly his ghostly half when he was separated in the Fenton Ghost Catcher. Jazz laughed at his antics, and he slowly lowered his hand, laughing along with her playfully.
"So," Jazz said when they had finished laughing, "Who did you capture today?" Danny rolled his eyes and flopped down in a nearby chair.
"Well…" he started, "the Box Ghost woke me up at 4am and I had to hunt him down till 6:30, and by that time I had to get ready for school. On the way to school Skulker showed up and was all like, 'I'M GOING TO USE YOUR PELT AS A PLACEMAT" So, I had to beat the crap out of him… and that made me 10 minutes late for class… Then at lunch the Lunch Lady ghost decided to attack Sam with meat before I could trap the stupid ghost in the thermos… and that earned me a VERY mad Sam for the rest of the day…not to MENTION on the way back home Technus and HE managed to fry Tucker's PDA…so basically, not only me but my FRIENDS where just about ready to EXPLODE by the time we got back home." Danny sighed.
"Wow," Jazz said rolling her eyes, "Sounds like fun."
Danny only glared at her and was about ready to walk back upstairs so he could take a well deserved nap, but then his sister called out to him.
"Danny what is this?" she asked.
Danny rolled his eyes at what his sister was holding. It was the newest in the Fenton weapons. What did his dad call it...The Fenton Crazyifier? His father may be a great inventor, but he really sucked when it came to naming his inventions…
"I think it what Dad called the 'Fenton Crazyifier'" Danny said as he rolled his eyes.
"What does it do?" Jazz asked as she turned the weapon around experimentally in her hands, weighing it in each of her hands.
"Well just from the name, I can tell it is nothing good. Now would you PLEASE put that thing down… you're making me nervous…" Danny said as he bit his lip. His sister really WAS accident prone…
"Fine," Jazz said rolling her eyes, but as she went to set down the weapon, she accidentally pulled the trigger, engulfing her brother in a bright green ecto-ray"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Danny screamed.
"DANNY!" Jazz cried out running to her brother, who had collapsed as the ecto blast faded away. "Are you okay Danny? Oh my gosh I'm so sorry!"
Danny looked up at his sister, but to her surprise, his eyes did not show any pain in them…Instead his eyes where full of mischief, and a wide goofy grin was spread across his face.
"Hehehe… your hair is all orangey." Danny said laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world. Jazz looked at her brother, not knowing how she was supposed to react to THAT statement.
"Excuse me?" She said, wanting to make sure she had heard her brother right.
"AND YOU HAVE A BLUE HEADBAND!" Danny laughed while rolling around on the ground, as he pointed at her struggling to draw breath from his constant laughter.
"Ar-are you okay Danny…?" Jazz asked worriedly.
"OH WANNA KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY?" Danny asked sitting up and looking at his sister with the same goofy grin spread across his face.
"…um…" Jazz said while looking at her brother who had just gone practically insane in the last thirty seconds. Jazz silently thanked God that her parents where away at a ghost convention for the weekend, otherwise she would have some serious explaining on her part on why her brother was on the ground laughing 'till he turned red.
"WE SHOULD GO EAT VLAD!" Danny cried and ran up the stairs. Jazz startled at the sudden speed her brother seemed to acquire, quickly ran after him.
Jazz stood dumbfounded for a moment as she watched her brother open the pantry door and tear out a box of Fruit-Loops from the top shelf, rip the box open, and begin shoving the cereal into his mouth.'
"BUAHAHAHAHAHA I'M EATING YOU VLAD! HOW DO MY TEETH FEEL ON YOUR FRUITY HEAD?" Danny shouted as he shoved more cereal into his already stuffed mouth. "MUAHAHAHA I AM THE DESTROYER OF FRUIT-LOOPS! ALL FRUIT-LOOPS SHALL BOW TO ME!"
Jazz watched her brother laugh manically as he shoved hundreds of innocent Fruit-Loops into his mouth, before she slowly pulled out her cell phone and dialed a number, her eyes never leaving the sight that was her brother.
"Hello?" a voice called from the other end.
"Sam?" Jazz asked worriedly.
"Jazz… what's wrong? Is Danny okay?"
"I-I'm not sure."
"What do you mean!"
"Well…I accidently shot him with one of my parent's inventions…"
"I'm WAITING!" Sam cried out in frustration.
"Here just…listen to him." Jazz said before turning the phone around so Sam could hear Danny.
"HEY JAZZ! DO YOU WANNA HEAR MY BOX GHOST IMPRESSION? IT'S PRETTY GOOD! ARE YOU READY? HERE IT GOES! I AM THE BOX GHOST! I SHALL DESTROY YOU WITH MY BOXES OF DOOOOOM! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Danny laughed as he fell to the floor; his mouth still filled the brim with the colorful cereal that was Fruit-Loops. The box of cereal fell from his hand and it spilled all over the ground and Danny laughed impossibly harder, and hopped up and started jumping on the cereal. "DIE VLAD, DIE YOU FRUIT-LOOP!" he cried.
"…what is he doing?" Sam said, holding back laughter although she knew that this was serious.
"…jumping on Fruit-Loops." Jazz said exasperated.
Sam covered her mouth and let out a snicker as she held the phone away from her in hopes that Jazz wouldn't hear her, but her efforts where in vain.
"It's not funny Sam!" Jazz yelled.
"I-I know." Sam said drawing deep breaths trying not to laugh aloud.
"Just call Tucker and you two get here as soon as possible." Jazz sighed.
"Aye, Aye captain!" Sam said in mock salute, before hanging up. Jazz turned around to look at her brother who was now throwing the Fruit-Loops that had survived being crushed at the kitchen wall.
"Oh Danny… what are we going to do with you?" Jazz sighed.
Danny Muse: HEY READERS! SEE THAT LITTLE REVEW BUTTON DOWN THERE? HIT IT! PLEASE! I WILL GIVE YOU SOME OF THE FRUIT-LOOPS THAT SURVIVED MY REIGN OF TERROR! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAH! VLAD IS DOOOOOOMED! DOOOMED I SAY!
Me: Oh crap, even my Danny Muse was affected by the Fenton Crazyifier… well this is going to be interesting…
Danny Muse: REVIEW! REVIEW ALL YOU FRUIT-LOOPS!
Me: Oh man…