It was morning in the Kingdom of Far Far Away. Shrek stirred and turned to his side, where he found the Annoying Orange instead of Fiona.
"Mornin'!" said the orange, and Shrek screamed and got out of bed.
"What are you?" he asked, pointing.
"Me? I'm an orange!"
"Yeah but, why are you talkin' to me? Oranges can't talk! Not even apples, grapefruits, or bananas!"
"Yeah? Well, I guess pears can't talk either!" he said, the camera zooming over to Pear.
"Of course I can!" said Pear.