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Summary: Xander brings donuts for the gang
Warnings/Spoilers: Post Primeval
Beta'd by: Whichclothes
Skuzzbopper starter prompt: donuts
"Oh donuts," Buffy exclaimed excitedly. She reached for the box only to have it pulled away. "What's the deal, Xan? Share the sugary goodness."
"I will but when Spike gets here. He gets first dibs this time," said Xander.
Buffy frowned. "Why? Do you not remember he tried having Adam kill us?"
"Yeah but he switched sides in the end. Spike gave up being chip-free to help us. I think letting him have first pick is a nice gesture."
"If you remember I stopped Adam," Buffy said with triumph.
Willow raised her hand. "Actually that was all of us. If Xan wants Spike to have first choice that's his decision. After all he did buy them. Anyway it's not that big a deal."
"Thanks, Wills." Xander smiled at her. He could always count on Willow backing him up.
Buffy huffed. "Fine, but he better not take all the chocolate dipped ones!"
"Who better not take all the chocolate dipped whats?" Spike asked as he sauntered in like he owned the placed. It made Xander's mouth water. Though he'd blame it on the donuts if caught.
"Hey, Spike, donut?" Xander asked.
Spike stared at Xander like he'd lost his mind. Never since Spike joined their merry band of do-gooders had he ever been offered first choice. He was always left with the ones no one wanted specifically ones with raisins. They always got stuck in his teeth. "Why?"
"Kind of as a thank you for protecting me, Wills and G-man in the Initiative during the riot," Xander said with a grin.
"Really? Is that the only reason?" Spike asked with a raised eyebrow.
Xander gulped. "Yup. Why? What other reason could there be?"
"Could the other reason be that you're hot for me and you're trying to buy me with pastries?"
"As if, Spike!" Buffy scoffed. "Xander's not gay and even if he was he wouldn't waste his time on you!"
Spike didn't reply to her. His eyes were on Xander. "She right? Would you not waste your time on me?"
"Umm…" Xander didn't like where this was going.
"What if I told you, you would be my type if I liked blokes?" Spike purred causing shivers to go down Xander's back.
Willow shifted in her seat becoming uncomfortable. She had absolutely no idea what was going on.
"Shut up, Spike," Buffy said and cuffed Spike on the back of the head. "Just pick your donut and get out of the way."
Spike growled but never broke eye contact with Xander. He stepped closer to Xander, seemingly making a move for the pastries but with a quick motion he grabbed the box and tossed it on the table. He then gripped Xander and crushed their lips together.
Willow squeaked, Buffy screamed and Xander kissed him back.
Xander pushed himself away. "Hey, Buff, why don't you choose first? Me and Spike are going to…"
"Snog more," Spike interrupted not too helpfully.
"Talk," Xander stressed the word though no one believed him, especially Spike.
They both walked out the door but seconds later Spike rushed back in grabbing a chocolate dipped donut. "Got to keep Xander's energy up." He winked. "Have a good night girls. I know I will." Spike walked out to an impatient Xander waiting for him.
"Ha! It's a joke," Buffy said. "Real funny guys!" she yelled.
"I don't think it was a joke," Willow replied. She picked up the box of pastries. "Donut?"