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– This story is from my older account Primesbaby007
The Mary Sue and the Prime
The oh so perfect little blonde with sparkling blue eyes watched as several vehicles left the Autobot base; she was determined to find Optimus Prime and have him fall for her. She figured why not I get my way and everyone loves me, so he would too. She snuck onto the base this of course because she was oh so clever and no one would stop her anyway. She went into the hanger and found Optimus Prime taking to Ratchet the medic officer. She smirked, and walked up like she owned the place.
"Excuse me, young lady." Ratchet said.
She looked up at him and smiled.
"What….?" the girl said.
"You do not belong on this base you are a civilian this is only for …" Ratchet started to say until she interrupted him.
"I am here to see him." she said as walked up to Optimus who looked slightly annoyed.
"Young lady, what is your name?" Ratchet demanded.
"Wild Fire….." she said.
"No, your real name…..." Ratchet huffed.
"That is my real name you idiot robot!" Wild Fire shouted.
"It isn't nice to yell at people?" Optimus said.
"I can do whatever I like, Optimus." she snapped as she went over to him and started to climb his leg.
Optimus looked genuinely aggravated at her brazen attitude.
"Now see here, don't go climbing all over me I am not some jungle gym for you to climb on." Optimus growled.
"I can do whatever I want to Optimus and no one care." she said as she reached his chest. "I want your spark." she said.
"What…..? No, I do not mate with humans." Optimus said in anger.
"You will fall for me because everyone does; everyone loves me; didn't you know that?" she asked as Ratchet rolled his optics.
"Oh, she's one of those girls." Ratchet mumbled.
"What kind of girls, Ratchet?" Optimus asked as he picked the irritating blonde off his chest as she was trying to shimmy inside to attack his spark.
"A slagging Mary Sue; who thinks everyone loves her and wants her around; which in fact they do not!" Ratchet said as Wild Fire's bottom lip started to quiver.
"You are a very mean, Hatchet." she snapped.
"And you are a very irritating human so we're even." he mused.
"I want your spark give it here!" she yelled, as she stood on his palm stomping her feet.
Optimus lowered her to the ground and gave her a slight push to get her on her way.
"Leave…." Optimus mumbled.
"NO, you can't make me." she said pouting as Optimus looked down at her.
Optimus looked up to see his brother and second in command heading for the base. They transformed in midair and landed walking up to Optimus and the medic.
"Oh my God, it's Megatron!" she exclaimed as Optimus reached down and picked her up.
"Megatron, how are you?" Optimus asked.
"Bored and you?" Megatron asked.
"Annoyed, I have a present for you would you like it?" he asked as Starscream looked at Optimus oddly.
"It's nothing anything that explodes, is it?" Starscream asked.
"No, it's a Mary Sue." Ratchet said.
"What the hell is a Mary Sue, Optimus?" Megatron demanded as he reached for his gift.
Wild Fire tried to shinny away from Megatron reaching for her in Optimus's hand.
"No, I want YOU not HIM!" she screamed as Starscream growled at her.
"That whining sound coming from the Mary Sue is annoying; make it stop!" Starscream growled.
"So, that's why you gave her to me she annoys you, Optimus?" Megatron asked.
"Yes, do whatever you wish with her." Optimus said as Wild Fire snarled at Optimus.
"Your mine little Mary Sue….." Megatron said.
"Have fun, megs." Ratchet said as Megatron suddenly dropped Wild Fire and she screamed as she landed on the ground with a sickening splat.
Megatron moved and stepped on Wild Fire squishing her.
"My bad I squished her." Megatron said.
"It's alright I am sure another Mary Sue will find her way here they always do." Ratchet said.
"Let's go have some high grade Energon, shall we?" Optimus said as the four Transformers went into the hanger never bothering to clean up the mess left behind from another exposed Mary Sue…..