Link always liked his rubber ducky, which at one point made Dark a little jealous. Then he felt stupid for being jealous. But sometimes when Dark took a bath he would play with the ducky as well. It didn't have a name, it was just "ducky" so as Dark was sitting in the tub shooting water out of the ducky's mouth he remembered a pajama top that said "Se'Duck'tive" with a winking yellow duck. So he named the rubber ducky, "Setive." When Dark came downstairs after his bath he found Link on the couch reading his little romance novel and sniffling.
"What. The. Hell. Are. You. Reading?" He asked drying his hair.
Link put the book down, he was obviously crying or his eyes wouldn't be so red.
"Why does she have to be such an ignorant bitch? Can't she see that he loves her more than he does?" It seemed that Link was talking more to himself than he was to Dark. Annoyed, Dark took the book out of his hands and smacked his head with it.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, stop it! I'M SERIOUS! OH MY GODS! STOP IT!" The blonde grasped the pale wrist and stopped the next impact.
"Link, Y U cry like girl over book?"
"Your not a rage comic stupid," he exclaimed sticking his tongue out at him. The vampire took this as an invitation and licked Link's tongue, sending a blush to the young man's face.
"Oh sure, very mature~ sticking your tongue out like that~ but you know what? You should do that more often." With that he licked his lips and smirked. Link pouted and snatched the book from his brother's hand.
"If you're done with the tub then it's my turn." He got up from the couch and made his way over to the stairs.
Dark only chuckled and blinked as he remembered why he even came down in the first place. "Hey Link," "No" Link replied. "Idiot stop being so immature," "I can be as immature as I want to be," he was at the top of the stairs now. "I named your ducky" Dark tried to hold back a laugh as he heard his run downstairs.
"You did what?"
"That's right I named your rubber ducky, his name is Setive"
"…Why? Why, Setive?"
"Because if you spell 'seductive' it sounds like 'duck' in the middle so I took that part out and put the rest together." Dark stated clapping his hands together at the last remark. He knew that Link would get it eventually and, of course, he did. Flushing and flailing he ran back up the stairs saying that Dark was stupid and a bastard for saying such things.
"Call me what you want, I know you like the name~"
"N-No I don't!"
"You take that thing with you everywhere that has a bath, you're such a kid."
"SAYS YOU WITH THE RAINBOW LOOFA!"
"You did not just go there Link!" Dark ran up the stairs but was too late, the door was locked. "RAINBOW LOOFA'S ARE BOSS!"
"U MAD BRO?" Link shouted over the running water.
"YES I MAD NOW OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR LINK!"
"NO IM GOING TO SPEND THE WHOLE ENTIRE DAY SITTING IN THE TUB AND PLAYING WITH SETIVE…THERE I USED IT!"
"YOU SAY IT LIKE YOU LOVE THE DUCK MORE THAN ME!"
"AND IF I DO?"
Dark completely forgot he could do this, but he concentrated and sank into the ground and popped up from a half naked Link's shadow, who screamed and held onto the sink for dear life.
"GODDESSES STOP DOING THAT"
"Dat hot chocolate bod~ mmm so tasty" Dark crooned making Link blush like crazy.
Grabbing the younger by the wrists he pinned Link against the door. Kissing him, tongue and all, licking at every aspect of his hot wet mouth. Finally parting for air, Dark purred into his stepbrother's ear, while his hand explored the man's body.
"So who loves a rubber ducky more than me?"
Pissed and blushing, Link wriggled one hand free and grabbed Setive from the tub and chucked it at Dark's face.
"Go away I'm gonna take a bath"