Title: Lust and Chocolate
Written for: Drabble War Challenge #1, Prompt/Chocolate Challenge, to be posted on 4th February 2012.
Written By: Nicia
Rating: M
Prompt used: Chocolate.
Summary: It was pure pleasure. Stimulating my taste buds and enriching my senses. My stomach tingled in anticipation and my mouth watered. Chocolate, a woman's best friend, next to sex and shopping that is. Romance/Humour. Fluff and lemons. Drabble so each chapter is only 100 words, and the entire fic will have been posted by tonight. Lust and chocolate, it's sinfully desirable…

A.N. Hey guys! I know that I have a TON of reviews to reply to for several of my other fics – university work is kicking my bum and taking up all of my time. I'm working through them slowly but surely, so if you've R&R'd any of my other fics, expect a reply soon.

This fic is very malleable. For any VA readers, this fic takes place five years after LS. If you prefer AH stories, it can also be viewed in that way as there's no real reference to vampires etc. However, if you haven't read the Vampire Academy books, don't worry, there's no reference to any of the events that occurred in the series, so you're still able to read and enjoy the story. It's just a bit of light-hearted fun. :)

Because of a lack of time and accessibility to the internet over the next 24-48 hours, I'm going to post three chapters in every one update – it'll make more sense when you read it.

This drabble is dedicated to Mandy52799. She has made me so many fantastic banners, including the mouth-watering one for this drabble (you can find the link on my profile). Huge thanks, hugs and kisses to you Mandy!

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti

Chapter One.

I look around sneakily, and breathe out a sigh of relief when my glance reveals that the room is still empty.

A wanton moan leaves my mouth as I let my hand wander out on its own accord, my fingers piercing the delicate stream that tumbles down.

Another murmur breaks free from my mouth as I lift the coated digits to my lips, before my tongue darts out to clean off the sticky mess.


Melted chocolate.

I moan again, and reach out towards the chocolate fountain once more.

"Don't you dare."

I freeze, and my eyes widen slightly.


Chapter Two.

"Roza…" Dimitri's tone is disapproving as he looks over the table that holds what remains of Lissa and Christian's wedding confectionary.

I take a guilty step back as his gaze falls upon the bowl that contained chocolate covered strawberries, and then the vase type thing that held marshmallows on sticks that were drizzled with melted chocolate.

Both of them are now empty, and I try to wipe at my mouth discreetly.

"Roza," This time his voice is amused as he takes a step closer, and reaches out to wipe at the edge of my mouth. "You missed a spot. Busted."

Chapter Three.

"It wasn't me!" It's the first thing that leaves my mouth, and also the stupidest. I'd have been better off admitting my guilt; the truth might have shocked him enough that he thought I was lying.

But Dimitri humours me for a moment. "Then who was it?" He crosses his arms, and cocks one of his eyebrows – a trick I still haven't mastered, despite the five years that we've been together.

"…" My mind goes blank and a victorious grin spreads across his face.

"Lissa is going to kill you for this."

I look back at the table and shudder.

So there's the first three chapters of 'Lust and Chocolate'. What do you think of it? What do you think's going to happen? The next three chapters will be posted as soon as I wake up in the morning.