Eating?...

By Keitaya

I dont own so please dont sue.

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"Professor I want to make a formal complaint"

"Against who?"

"Ron Weasley"

"Ron Weas... Why?"

"Besides his poor hygine, I mean the guy stinks and doesnt even care! Or his blatent biggotry, (have you listened to him recently? He is worse than Draco Malfoy.) Or his bullying other students if they go anywhere near Harry Potter? Ron pushed me down the stairs for dareing to ask Harry if I could borrow a quill in class! There is more but the biggest complaint I have is any time he eats."

"What is the problem? We all need to eat"

"If you can call what Ron does eating.. If you are anywhere near him at a meal then you better count your fingers after. One of the first years had to have one regrown after Ron bit it off and the prat didnt even notice!"

Turning green "I see... "

"And thats not to mention that he talks with his mouth so stuffed with food that anyone in a 10 foot raidus gets covered when he talks.. I also know that several people who want to loose weight sit near him just to stop themselves even feeling hungry."

"I can see a pattern here.."

"But that isnt all of it Profesor. If you dare to try and serve yourself from any plate near him he snatches whatever he wants off your plate! No-one wants to be anywhere near him at meals, including his brothers and sister. They eat like civilised people, whats wrong with Ron? There is actualy a race on at meal times now. We all watch to see where Ron sits and the winners are those who can sit the furthest away from him."

"I see. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will do whatver I can to remidy this situation."

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I read this as a chalange that I cant find anymore so I am doing it my own way. If anyone knows the chalange please let me know. Thanks.