AN: Hi everyone! Sorry I haven't updated in forever. I've decided that I shall not continue writing this or any of my other stories. Instead, you are free to use any of the ways to annoy DTK in your own fanficccs. You may also continue writing your own ways to annoy him. I don't expect any credit for getting you started. Thanks!

P.S. Please PM me if you do continue writing "How to Annoy DEATH THE KID". I would really like to read them! :D