So this is just a random fic I thought of whee the characters of NCIS write letters to us fanfiction writers.

Dear Fanfiction writers,

I like Ziva.

Not Gibbs, and certainly not McGee.

So I am going to ask you to please stop writing fics with me and Gibbs/McGee

Again, I'm gonna as to stop.

Just so my point gets across

Sincerely, Tony Dinozzo