Dear Writers of FanFiction,

You guys give Tony to much credit as a womanizer.

Have you ever dated the man?

Let's give you the low down...

The date is great and he's a charmer.

You give him your number and expect a call the next day.

But no, he doesn't bother calling you.

Then if you call him, he completely ignores you.

But you know he has his phone with him, you know he's ignoring your calls!

Then you never hear from him again.

It's like your a one night stand.

Never seen of, heard of or spoken to again.

So word of advice for all the females out there.

Never date Tony DiNozzo.

It will not end well.

You've been warned.


All of Tony Ex-Girlfriends.