A/N: I've had this idea for awhile now, and now I just HAVE to write it and publish it! I hope people will like! :) and thank you Black Flamingo Sensai for giving me permission to use her Hisashi!
Ritsu In Wonderland
One day, a certain Mister Ritsu or should we say the new Alice found himself away from home and in wonderland.
Ritsu groaned as he entered the floor of the emerald department. Today was the beginning of hell week and he felt low on energy. He yawned throatily as he dragged his half dead body to his department. He wasn't surprised or fazed at the scene in front of him, Kisa-san with his head resting tiredly on the desk. Mino on the phone, smiling like a maniac, and Hatori just lying dead on the floor near his own desk.
Ritsu sighed again, yeah this was going to be one hellish day.
Suddenly, a packet of rolled up paper smacked him on the top of his head, "Baka! Get to work!" a condescending, commanding voice growled from behind him.
Ritsu snarled and glared murderously over his shoulder at Takano Masamune, his ex- lover and boss, "I know that, Takano-san!" he growled, nursing his head.
Takano glared over his brown rimmed glasses at his subordinate and walked towards his desk, "You guys all have manuscripts to get in! So call your fucking authors and tell them to get their shit in TODAY!"
Kisa groaned in acknowledgement from his desk as he reached his hand shakily over to his desk phone. Mino was still smiling and talking calmly into his phone, though incoherent screaming could be heard on the other line, and Hatori showed no sign of life as Ritsu walked over to his own desk and reached for his own phone.
A Couple Hours Later….
Ritsu was exhausted. He couldn't take another step. He had convinced his authors to do their work and get their manuscripts in by tonight. He had been running around doing paperwork and other things… It left him truly exhausted.
'I'll just take a small nap… then get back to work….' He thought to himself as he fell back into a mountain of loose papers on the floor.
He expected to hit the ground, and was shocked when he just kept falling.
He opened his eyes to complete darkness, he was just falling…
Okay seriously? How long was he supposed to freaking fall? He had been falling for about fifteen minutes now, and still nothing. He had gotten so bored that he crossed his arms and legs just to wait to LAND.
Finally, he somehow ended up in a hallway. He looked around in confusion, not remembering when he had landed.
"Where the hell am i?" he wondered as he began to walk down the hall. To his surprise, the more he walked, the further away the end of the hallway got. He broke out into a run, and still the door at the end of the hall got further and further away. He stopped to catch his breath for a moment, when he opened his eyes, he found himself in the middle of a forest.
"How the- what the- where the hell am i?" Ritsu stutters in complete shock, looking around the forest in confusion, "How did I end up in the forest? What the hell is going on here?" he began to panic.
Yanase yawned as he stretched out on the tree branch he rested on currently his stripped tail flicked back and forth lazily in time with the far off sounds of Mad Hatter constant meetings, " Tea Meetings" he called them went on the constant sound of music and the occasional tinkling of shattered tea cups reached Yanase's ears. Yanase or as he preferred Cheshire had been boredly roaming the forest when he heard of a newcomer to Wonderland. "Mmm Tea with a Hatter quite mad? Not much left for me to do.." He muttered to himself as he vanished from the branch and made his way to the mad hatters castle were his dear friend Araki the Door mouse was and my was he adorable what with only being a few inches tall most of the time and he had the softest velvet mouse ears and tail.
When he came upon the young boy with glossy brown hair and big green eyes, he overheard him panicking, and couldn't help but smirk.
"Where the hell am I?" he was saying.
Yanase looked at the boy below him as he drifted over head and grinned before he appeared on a branch near him, "The better question would be where aren't you? I mean where we are is here so where you are is here not there but here." He said looking down at the brown haired male.
"EEEEEK!" Ritsu spun around to face- IT, "What? Where am I? And what ARE you?"
Yanase shrugged, "I am what I am now tell me what are you? As I said you are here not there but here." He replied his ever present grin widened slightly as he watched the boys reactions.
Ritsu glared murderously at the strange cat, "You must be a cat on crack or something," he grumbled, glaring angrily.
"A Cat on Crack am I? I did not think so.. Call me Cheshire and I guess you're in Wonderland I don't know how about you tell me where you are? Or you could always ask someone else where Here is since it's not over there. A Hatter Quite mad who's favorite words are ' How is a Raven like a writing Desk'." He replied moving down the tree to stand in front of him "I say to find The Hatter Quite Mad you should look for a Rabbit like Snow so very late for her important date~" He added before he disappeared and only his head and arms reappeared in a tree a little distance away. "Just follow the path I'm sure you can figure madness out." with those words Yanase disappeared his grin the last thing to fade from existence before he was on his way to The Mad Hatters castle as he originally planned.
A/N: Review and tell me what ya think! :D