Nora, the Norwegian

Chapter One: Are you a boy or a girl?

ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE-EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE-ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY FINNI101...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.

-The boys meet up at the bus stop and wait for the bus-

Kyle: Did you guys see the episode of Terrance and Phillip last night?

Cartman: Oh dude, that was so awesome!

Stan: Remember when they farted right up in the president's face and then when he called his guards they farted at them too?

Cartman: Yeah dude, that was so funny!

-The boys laugh out loud. Then Kenny notices that there is someone else standing at the bus stop as well-

Kenny: (Hey do any of you guys know who that is?) -He points at the person next to Kyle, who stands at a distance-

-The boys stop laughing-

Kyle (in low voice): No, do you?

Stan (in low voice): No, me neither. I've never seen that person before.

Cartman (in low voice): Maybe he is new around here.

Stan: Well, what should we do?

Kyle: Introduce ourselves?

-The person has dark-red jacket, with some brown pants, dark-blue gloves and a turquoise hat. S/he stands with her/his hands in the pocket looking away from the boys. The guys can't tell if it's a boy or a girl because of the hat-

-the bus arrives and the boys and the new kid goes on. The new kid sits at the end of the bus for

him/herself and sniffs a little and looks down-

Kyle: We should say hi.

-Cartman looks at Kyle like if he is stupid-

Cartman: Are you stupid? We just don't go over and say hi. Then he thinks he can just join our group which is not cool!

Kenny: (Why not? It would be cool to have a new friend.)

Stan: I think Cartman is right. We can't just make somebody a part of our group without knowing anything about the person.


-The bus stops and the students gets off the bus and goes into the school-

-The boys go to their lockers and start to find their books and stuff-

Janitor: Here is your locker, Miss Andersen.

Nora: Thank you...

-The new kid's locker is right next to Kenny's locker. Kenny feels forced to say something-

Kenny: (Eh... Hi.)

Nora: Huh? Excuse me, what did you say?

Kenny: (Hi. I said hi)

Nora: Hi? Is that what you said?

Kenny: (Yes... My name is Kenny. What's your name?)

Nora: My name is Nora Andersen –she says shyly-

Kenny: (Nice name. Where are you from?)

Nora: I am from Norway.

Kenny: (Norway? That's another country isn't it?)

-Nora nods-

Nora: Yeah it is.

Kenny: (Then how did you end up in South Park?)

Nora: Well I-

-The bell rings and they head for class-


Mr. Garrison: Students, we have a new classmate here today. Her name is Nora Andersen. Nora, would you be a dear and step up here so the class can see you?

-Nora leaves her desk and goes up to Mr. Garrison. The boys now feel awkward for not being sure if it was a boy or a girl, except for Cartman-

Mr. Garrison: Nora has travelled all the way from Norway to get here.

-Cartman raises his hand-

Cartman: Mr. Garrison! Ehe- Mr. Garrison!

Mr. Garrision: Yes, Eric?

Cartman: I have question.

Mr. Garrison: Okay what is it?

Cartman: Excuse me, but are you a boy or a girl?

Nora: A girl.

Cartman: You sure don't look like a girl.

Nora: That's because I don't like dressing like a girl –looks away-

Mr. Garrison: So you got the answer to your question. Now be quiet so Nora can tell a little about herself.

Nora: Well... I like watching TV with my friends... I mostly like watching Terrance and Phillip. I also like playing X-Box.

Stan to Kyle: Oh dude, she's one of us.

Cartman: Not quite yet... It remains to be seen if she truly is one of us.

Nora: But what I like the most is to go on adventures and do ridicules things.

Kenny: (She is totally one of us.)

Stan and Kyle: Yeah!

Cartman: She would be perfect, but there is one problem...

Kyle: What's that?

Cartman: She doesn't have a penis...

Stan: Oh dude! Come on!

Kyle: Yeah! What does it matter if she has a penis or not?

Cartman: Hey! If we have a girl in our group, people will think we're gay!

Stan: No they won't! And I think it would be cool to have a boyish girl in our group!

Kyle: Me too!

Kenny: (Yeah!)

Cartman: Alright guys, but you are going to regret this later.

-End of chapter 1-