Author's Notes: Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #15 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange: The Dark Lord's Most Faithful forum.

Write a drabble using strange metaphors

100 words.


"I don't understand you," Draco said scornfully. "Why don't you go out with Neville or Harry or Ginny or someone, and just leave me alone! Can't you tell I don't want you?"

"It's like with Crumple-Horned Snorkacks," Luna told Draco.


"Me loving you is like how Crumple-Horned Snorkacks love each other," Luna said. "The female Crumple-Horned Snorcack can tell which male is the best choice for her, and then she follows it around until it realizes that she's right."

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," Draco snapped, but he couldn't quite meet her eye when he said it.