Jerk-y

E/O Challenge: Box - 100 words on the dot.

*Warning* - not one single brain cell was used in the making of this week's drabble. It's pointless. It's silly. It is totally and completely random. Dean. Sam. Canine. Jerky. )

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!


"Relax dude, just a dog."

"No such thing. AREN'T THERE LAWS? ABOUT LEASHES?"

"Just ignore it and walk casually."

"Walk… how the hell do you walk casually when a fricken pit-bull is eyeing your package like a damn chew toy?"

"Okay, first? Anything would be more casual than the chicken dance you got going on. Second, it's a boxer, and third, could have totally gone without the package reference dude."

"Whatever. He's watching us. Me."

"Yeah, that's weird."

"Ooooh. Damn."

"What?"

"Got something in my pocket."

"What did I just say?"

"No… jerky…"

"Beef jerky?"

"Yep."

"New plan."

"What?"

"RUN!"


I warned you! :D And yeah, any normal human being would have just thrown the dog the jerky, but that wouldn't be nearly as much fun. ;) Thanks for having a look.