Written by Bellatrixreincarnation
The hospital was silent as three figures lay on hospital beds with bandages tied around their heads; their eyes flickered slowly open as they jumped up. "G-g-g-gaga girl who are you?" the male demanded fiercely having a slight stutter. The girl with purple hair growled, "I ain't no G-g-g-gaga girl and I don't answer questions!" she snapped. The second girl with blonde hair with a pink stripe running through it glared at the both of them but before she could intervene the strange boy said in a scared voice, "I'm… I don't know who I am."
Purple haired girl laughed sarcastically as the boy desperate to redeem himself said proudly "But my name is Galileo Figaro" the girl's eyes widened. "Pink's brother?" she asked. The girl with the pink hair waved, "Hey Scar" she said Galileo looked at his sister and then back at the strange girl. "Pink why were you arrested?" he demanded sternly to the younger girl, Pink rolled her eyes "They didn't like what I wrote in my history essay you?" she asked
"They didn't like what I sang!" Gazza admitted, Scar watched for a moment before muttering, "I got arrested because they don't like the way I DRESS!" she yelled the last word. The siblings looked at each other, "What do you think they did to us?" Pink asked nervously looking around nervously. Galileo leaned over to hug his sister while Scar asked "Do you think they will ever just leave us alone?" Galileo looked at her his sea blue eyes were filled with anger as he hissed "Don't you get it we're a virus on their hard drive" the girl's eyes glittered with menace
"And they won't stop!" Pink murmered while Scar finished
"Until they dragged us to trash!" suddenly words started to form in their heads as they started to sing:
Galileo & Scaramouche & Pink:
Pressure! Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
That brings a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day oh
Ee day oh
It's the terror of knowing what this world is about
Watching some good friends screaming
Let me out!
Pray tomorrow gets me higher
Pressure on people, people on streets
Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
Chippin' around - kick my brains around the floor
These are the days it never rains but it pours
Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
People on streets - ee da de da de
People on streets - ee da de da de da de da
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends screaming
Scaramouche and Pink
Let me out!
Pray tomorrow gets me higher and higher
Pressure on people, people on streets
Galileo & Scaramouche
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love but it's all slashed and torn
Why - why - why?
Love love love love
Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking
Scaramouche & Pink:
Can't we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love that one more chance
Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love
Give love, give love, give love, give love, give love
'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And loves dares you to change our way
Of caring about ourselves
This is our last chance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
They finished with Scar and Gazza close together with Pink awkwardly on the side, "What do we do now?" Scar asked going to stand near Pink who watched her curiously while Galileo answered "We run out into the night we're rebels now baby!" he cried tearing the bandaged from his head. Scar glared at him, "Don't call me baby!" she hissed as they fled from the hospital.
The GAGA streets were deserted as it was GAGA happy hour, the trio quickly slipped among the shadows as they headed for the outlands were no self-respecting GAGA would dream of entering. Galileo was talking none stop about his dreams, about how he thought they meant something, Pink rolled her eyes. It was so obvious Gaz had a crush on Scar.
They soon entered the outlands and were stunned at the change of colour, no longer were there that blinding and obnoxious white washed buildings and happy looking people. Instead grassy planes and muddy roads lay before them; a large looking rain cloud was floating towards them in the darkening sky. "We'd better take cover!" Pink shouted as they looked for some sort of shelter so not to be hit by the acid and highly toxic rain.
Pink spotted an old fashioned car lying in the middle of the road, "Quick in there!" she cried as they charged for the shelter as the heavens opened. Once inside Gaz continued his dream talk, "I know I talk a lot about myself but there is a lot to say…. These dreams I have they have to mean something right?" he asked excitedly. Scar rolled her eyes and gave him a smile, "Of course they do Gazza…. That you're a self-obsessed arsehole!" she said sweetly while Pin k started to laugh.
Galileo pouted, "After all the words and phrases it always comes back to a great open space with p-people everywhere! And noise huge, huge noise!" he said excitedly. Pink remembered this dream, "And then come the words" Gaz said not noticing Scarlet's bemused look. "Oh what words?" she asked sarcastically, "Seek out the place of living rock"
"A bright, bright star will lead the way" Pink found herself saying
"To where the Champions played" they said together. Scar looked at them as if they had spouted two heads. "Sounds like bollox to me" she said snidely. Pink scowled while Gaz looked unaffected, "Maybe… I dreamt a name for you I think… you too Pink" he said. The girls looked at him curiously, "Go on?" they said together, Gaz turned to Scar
"Scaramouche" he said happily, Scar raised her eyebrow
"Scaramouche? Scara-mouche don't ya think that's a bit….. Well crap?" she asked, Gaz shrugged, "It's the best one I could come up with, the others were Long Tall Sally, Honkey Tonk Woman, Lucy-in-the-sky-with-diamonds or Fat bottom girl…." Scar looked at him for a moment then at Pink who was trying not to laugh, "I'll take Scaramouche, Scara-mouche actually it does have a ring to it kind of anarchic something like what they used to call a tune" she said happily.
Gaz got a look over his face that showed he had just got a phrase in his head, "Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the Fandango?" he asked excitedly. Scaramouche looked at him in disgust, "Are you trying to get in my pants?" she asked sceptically. Pink looked disgusted,
"Moving swiftly on what dear brother do you wish to call me and what may I ask is wrong with Pink?" she asked. Gaz looked relieved to be saved from the awkward conversation, "Orianthi because Pink sounds to GAGA" he said simply. Pink raised her eyebrow, "Oh really let me guess you have some others as well?" she asked. Gaz nodded under Pink's deadly gaze,
"No actually" he said slowly,
"I suppose Pink does sound a bit GAGA like those horrible pink wigs they wear, yuck! Fine I'll take Orianthi" she said. Suddenly the sound of a screeching woman could be heard as a strangely dressed man and woman appeared. The woman held a knife to the back of Scaramouche and Orianthi's neck "Talk quick bitch where did you and your boyfriend get the words!" snarled the woman to Ori
. "First of lady he is my brother and second what the hell are you on about?" Orianthi growled. The crazy lady glared at Ori, "He called you Orianthi and her Scaramouche and knew the Holy fragments of the Holy Text!" she yelled.
"What Holy text I don't know what you're talking about and get off my sister!" Gaz yelled angrily fighting against the big macho man who wore a bandanna around his head. "Long Tall Sally, Honkey Tonk Woman, the words man the words from the past!" he growled. Gaz looked terrified as the man got up in his face, "You've seen the fragments you've been to the Heartbreak Hotel! You're a spy!" she declared.
"I d-d-don't know what you're talking about hahahaha I just hear these things in my head as does Orianthi" Gaz blurted having a crazed look on his face as he stared at the man who loosened his grip a little. "Who are you?" the man bellowed, Gaz looked like he was about to wet himself, "I don't know!" he cried, "Why do people keep asking me that?" he said more to himself. "I am the Walrus! This is Roger talking Ground control! Can you hear the drums Fernando?" he shouted as Scaramouche deadpanned while Ori shouted "I AM THE DANCING QUEEN!"
The strange looking people backed away slowly the man had a thinking look on his face while the woman looked at them weirdly, "And you just hear these Holy words in … your head?" the man asked. The siblings nodded
"Yes we don't know where they come from they drive us mad with all these phrases and sounds" Gaz ranted pacing. Orianthi decided to finish off where Gaz had started, "Stupid and obviously useless phrases, I mean what the hell is a tambourine man? What's the story Balamoury? And who was the real slim shady?" she cried as if someone could answer her.
"Meat I think we found em this dude and Chic are the ones we have been waiting for!" he cried running over to the woman who let go of Scaramouche and Orianthi. Orianthi rushed over to Galileo and hugged him, "I say they are all spies!" the woman Meat hissed.
"They're the Dreamers the ones we've been waiting for!" the man tried to say however Meat wasn't having any of it. "Test him and his Chics!" she growled narrowing her eyes at the trio, Scaramouche glared at Meat, "His Chic what am I now poultry?" she demanded fiercely.
"I don't need to prove myself to you nor do my sister and her friend!" Gaz growled holding Orianthi closer. "Test em!" Meat shouted as the man stepped forward and started to sing:
Mama just killed a man
But a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he's dead
The man then pointed at the siblings to carry on
Mama life has just began
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
"They know the text but they never read it! It's them Meat it's the Dreamers!" the man exclaimed excitedly. The siblings looked startled as the man and Meat started bombarding them with questions. "Please tell us who is mama? Who's been killed and why has it all been thrown away?" Meat asked. "I don't know" Gaz said dumbly this was obviously not the right answer "We have been searching for the meaning our whole lives!" she cried. Ori rolled her eyes, "What do you want a medal or something?" she snapped. The woman glared at her, "Answers would be nice" she spat back.
The man stepped forward and seized the siblings around the shoulders "You have to come with us to the heartbreak hotel!" he decided. Meat glared at Scaramouche who stood in the shadow of the car, "Not her though we don't need her!" she said nastily. Both siblings jumped to defend Scaramouche, "We are not going anywhere without Scara!" Orianthi growled dangerously, "Yeah then where would you be!" Galileo challenged.
"Err Gazza, Ori what makes you think I want to go anywhere with this lot they could be killers" Scaramouche said eyeing the strange couple. Orianthi started laughing, "What like you're ex was?" she asked. Scaramouche smiled, "Hey I like a rebel" she said smiling. The man beamed at her
"That's exactly what we are baby killers, thrillers and bismillers!" the man cried, Meat rolled her eyes. "We're the resistance the last hope!" she cried proudly, the man grinned "We are the Bohemians!" he cried.
"Now you have a choice to make…. Are you ready to break free?" Meat asked "Do you want it all?" the man demanded.
"To be a shooting star! A tiger!" Meat cried
"To defy the laws of gravity!"
"Are you ready to be…? CHAMPIONS?" Meat yelled
The siblings looked excited while Scara looked bored, "Sounds a bit boring if you ask me" she yawned. The other four looked scandalised,
"Scara Whatcha talking about?" Ori demanded
"I was joking Ori of course I wanna go!" she said laughing at the look on her best friend's face. "Hell yeah!" Orianthi cheered as she high fived Scara,
"Now remember this if you come with us and join the bohemians there is no way back to GAGA land you'll be an outcast forever no long a remember of Cons human race!" the man cried.
"Sounds perfect let's go!" Scaramouche cried as they left the rundown alleyway unaware of the shadows that were following them.
Hello everyone our version of WWRY rocked it was so awesome and I advise anyone who gets the opportunity to perform in it to enjoy it! Anyway I changed Pink's name to Orianthi because I think Pink sounds a bit GAGAish (no offence to P!nk) and Orianthi is one of my favourite singers.
There will be a few none Queen songs that Ori will be singing because obviously most of the songs between Gaz and Scara are love songs that will make her feel a bit awkward. Thank you for reading and until next time fellow Bohemians 8)