Jas: Ciel! Please give it back! I need my music!
Ciel: *bobbing head in time with music from iPod*
Jas: Please Ciel! I need that to work in computer class! Please!
Sebastian: It seems that young master likes rock music.
Raven: Yep, I think he's become addicted to I am Ghost; that's all he's been listening to.
Jas: Why the hell are you guys all here! I'm in the middle of class! *Looks around* You're all so freaking lucky that the library is empty, especially you Ciel, and Sebastian, *looks around again* Most of my friends are yoai fan girls, and would love to pair you together.
Sebastian: Well, how long are you in the library?
Jas: A couple hours, I'm selling stuff for the anime club, and, the teachers trust me, for whatever reason, and they went on a nice long break. Said something about going shopping for some clothes. *Shrugs* I really didn't care.
Sebastian: Than we'll be able to complete all the dares, happy?
Jas: *Sigh* Fine, let's just get started. Alois! Stop licking those books! First reviewer, our lovely Ms. Maximum Phantomhive!
Ciel: That girl scares me.
Jas: Yea, me too.
It doesn't count tht Alois already kissed you, Ciel! I wanna read that kiss! Anyways...
Alois: lick Ciel
Penalty: kiss Sebastian
Ciel: Sing the 24 hour version of nyan cat
Penalty: death by fangirls (otherwise known as me :))
Sebby: I LOVE YOU! But not more than Ciel :p
Penalty: Eat a bunny
Will: DEATH BY DEATH SCYTHE- SKITTLES! The skittles ARE death scythes
Penalty: DEATH BY DEATH SCYTHE- MNMs!
Claude: Get in a fight over Ciel with Sebby
Penalty: Get in a fight over Raven with Sebby
Raven: Run around the world and the second date is don't protect or do as Jas says
Penalty: run around the universe penalty for dare two is none
Undertaker: dissect anyone
Jasmine: Get your head cut off
Penalty: get your hand cut off
Have fun with that! I'm a little less chaotic today because I finished Death Note... Saddest ending ever! Almost as sad as Black Butler II... I'mma get crazier next time I review... Watch out Bassie and Ciel... Watch out...
Ps: DIE BY DEATH SCYTHE SKITTLES WILL, DIE... Wow I sound almost as crazy as Tei Sukone... Byes!
Jas: Sorry to disappoint you, Maximum, but, with me dying by getting my head cut of, there wouldn't be a story, and well, if I get my hand cut off, I could type then, could I? So, sorry to disappoint.
Raven: Another dare were I can't help you? This is ridiculous, she always uses that one!
Sebastian: Just run around the world already, we'll wait until you get back.
Raven: *sigh* Fine, give me half an hour.
Half an hour later…..
Jas: Go Fish
Undertaker: hehehehehe. Ok, *Picks up card from the deck.
Ciel: *Still listening to music*
Sebastian: *petting my fat cat Shadow No idea how he got into the school*
Grell: *brushing hair*
Alois: *licking books*
Jas: Alois! I told you to cut that out!
Alois: Sorry! I can't help it!
Raven: *comes into library panting heavily. Falls on to the floor*
Jas: Alright, on to the dares! *puts deck of cards away* Ok, Ciel, you kinda have to kiss him again.
Ciel: *pales* Damn it! Fine *grabs Alois and growls* I hate you Maximum, I hope you know that *Kisses Alois*
Raven: He does realize that Alois still has to lick him, doesn't he?
Ciel: *pulls back* WHAT!
Alois: *Grabs Ciel, and licks his cheek*
Ciel: YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE CREEP! WHAT THE HELL!
Raven: He's pissed. His eyes are glowing red again.
Jas: SHHHH! Do you guys really want me to get caught!
Ciel: Sorry, where's the restroom? *Jasmine points* I'll be back. *Walks to restroom, and vomiting can be heard*
Jas: While he's doing that, next dare!
Sebastian: I'm thinking she wants me to say I love you back, I'm not really sure here.
Will: YOU little beast! I am a Grim Reaper, only God can tell me when to die!
Jas: How about a new rule, no deaths? I mean, torture him all you want Maximum, I don't mind, but, I got other reviewers who like to mess with Will as well, so, I'll let Grell use the Death Scythe skittles.
Grell: *Holds up Skittles*
Jas: WHEN WE GET HOME GRELL! I'M ALREADY ON THIN ICE WITH MY DAD!
Grell: *Sigh* Fine. *Puts skittles down* I'll wait.
Claude: I don't really even want Ciel's soul, seeing as how he's a demon now, so, Sebastian, she's mine. *Grabs Raven's arm and yanks her toward him*
Raven: Hey you creepy bastard! I'm not a-
Sebastian: *Grabs Raven's waist, and pulls her against him* You shouldn't steal from others, Spider Man, you of all people should know that.
Raven: HEY! Leave me alone! *Claude and Sebastian yank her back and forth*
Jas: To bad I can't order her to end it.
Grell: She's a half demon, I'm sure she can handle some arguing.
Raven: Not when my arms are about to pop out of their sockets! *Continues to be yanked around.*
Sebastian: Enough of this, she's mine. *Grabs Raven around the waist, and kisses hard*
Claude: Fine, she doesn't really seem to be fighting you.
Raven: *pushes Sebastian back* You old creep! I am only four thousand, and by the sound of it, you're wayyy older!
Sebastian: You act as if anyone cares, we're both demons here, more or less. And half demons don't die, they simply age much quicker, you'll be mature soon enough.
Raven: I am in the body of a sixteen year old!
Jas: She has a point.
Sebastian: Again, she acts as if anyone cares.
Jas: Look you love birds can figure it out later, let's get moving!
Undertaker: Oh, my lovely lady, I got my wish after the last chapter, the spider demon still has the stiches. *Claude lifts up shirt and reveals long scar* It was quite interesting.
Jas: I saw Death Note as well, it does end sad. *Sobs*
Raven: Can we just get to the next review? My arms hurt *Still blushing*
Jas: Good idea! Let's get to the next reviewer! Let's see….JustACielFan. Interesting name.
Ciel: They were here the first time, but, I think that you were still hiding from your tia.
Okay Ciel I only have two dares for you I don't know if you like it or not but here it is.
Ciel: Show us your demon eyes.
Ciel: Kill Alois.
No one restrain Ciel if he actually tries to kill Alois.
Ciel: Very well, that's a simple one. *Eyes glow red* There, I am happy to have a simple one for once. As for killing Alois *bows head* I will with pleasure. *pounces on to the boy, and strangles*
Jas: Claude! Don't! You can't!
Claude: That little brat is killing my master!
Jas: We cannot intervene, beside, there's no more character death, so, Sebastian, would you be a dear, and when Alois finally passes out, pull your little master off of him.
Sebastian: Of course.
Jas: Next! Darkiron! Nice to hear from you again, glad to have a trusty reader!
it seems like your story has gotten quite a few more reviews.
Sebastian: I am so damn sorry for making you endure the pain of pink hair.
William: for your information i AM a grim reaper. licensed death scythe number 452, look it up if you wish. hee hee hee... once you find out who the death scythe belongs to, you'll wish you didn't call me a brat.
Raven: tackle Sebastian.
Grell: you can't talk for the rest of the chapter. Jasmine, gag him if you have to.
penalty: penalty of William's choice
REVENGE TIME! William, this is for dying my hair pink when we were kids!
William: dye your hair either red or pink or blue.
penalty: i dye it bubblegum pink myself when you get back. you'd look so cute.
Ciel and Alois, change clothes and pretend to be each other for a day.
no penalty so you have to do it
that's all for now
Sebastian: Don't worry, it's already half out, *runs hand through hair* Jasmine's grandmother's home remedy works quite well.
Jas: Thanks Nana!
William: What! A Grim Reaper! I will look that up! *Book appears in hands*…..452 452….AH ha! Damn it! *Slams book shut* Wait, you're the one with that Death Scythe! What the hell! You've been causing me a hell of a lot more over time than I already had you little beast!
Jas: I'm sorry to say this, but, I don't think she gives a damn.
Raven: Do I have to? *Whiney*
Jas: There's no penalty, so, yep.
Raven: *Sigh* I don't wanna tackle that perv! He won't let me go!
Jas: Sorry Rea, just do it to get it over with.
Raven: I hate you all! *tackles Sebastian*
Sebastian: *Catches* You're quite strong for just a half breed.
Raven: S-shut up and let me go! *Blushing*
Sebastian: Hmmmmmmm, no, I don't think I will.
Raven: Jasmine! Please let me kill him!
Jas: Sorry, no can do Rea, you're still under the dare not to listen to me, just put up with it. Next, sorry Grell.
Jas: *gags* There we are, so, unless you want to be tortured by any strange punishment Will can think up, you better shut the hell up. Which brings up to our dear Grim Reaper. So, which will it be?
William: I'll get my hair dyed when I get home, it'll be easier to wash it out than.
Ciel: I don't wanna dress like Alois! Nor do I want to go around licking everything!
Alois: I don't think I could stop myself from licking stuff.
Jas: Well, try, go change while we get to the next reviewer. This one is from the Princess Isabella Flynn, nice name, also with her, is her lovely half demon Camille. Let's hear what they have to say, shall we?
Princess Isabella Flynn:
(Let me first say this is the most HILARIOUS story about Black Butler EVER.
Congrats on that!)
Hi everyone! Here with me today is MY half demon, Camille.
She's kind of busy cleaning my room, so I'll just get onto reviewing/daring.
Ciel: Kiss me on the lips~
Penalty: Kiss Jas on the lips~
Sebastian: Tickle Ciel! (Hehehe, sowwy Ciel XD)
Grell: I'm sorry everyone has been shattering your woman-ness. So, your dare is to let Lizzie dress you up like a princess!
Penalty: Or you can cuddle with Sebby. Either one XD
Raven: Raven, this is Camille. As another half-demon, I take pity on you. Go ahead and dye your hair back to normal.
Penalty: Get handcuffed to Alois.
Jas: This is more of a question from one author to another- Cammie and me would love to like, come visit you or something! So, perhaps put my beloved half-demon into one chapter? If not, it's fine. Just a request XD
Peace out! Sorry if our dares don't make you happy~
~Ali and Cam
Jas: Thanks! I am proud of that fact! Also, Cammie can stay with us as long as she wants!
Cammie: *suddenly appears* Nice school.
Jas: Crap, I forgot we're still in the library.
Cammie: Why does Raven look like she's about to cry?
Jas: Oh, she's happy she can change her hair back. But, I don't suggest using dye go use the showers in the 700 building, be back as soon as you can.
Raven: Got it *bolts out the room*
Ciel: *comes in wearing Alois outfit* I feel like a male hooker.
Alois: This is uncomfortable, how do you move in this thing?
Ciel: So, I have to chose between kissing her, and you, correct Jasmine?
Ciel: I'll kiss Jasmine. No offense to Princess Isabella, but, I make a point in not kissing people I don't know, so *Grabs Jasmine, and kisses*
Jas: *Eyes widen* You little bastard! *pushes away* Don't ever kiss me again!
Ciel: Sorry. *Sits down and grumbles something about booty shorts*
Sebastian: Why must I get the most embarrassing dares? *Sigh* Very well, *Grabs Ciel and tickles*
Ciel: *laughing* Se-Sebastian! S-stop this second!
Sebastian: Is that an order my lord?
Ciel: *Still lauhgin* Y-yes! T-that's an order! *hits the floor on his butt* Hey!
Sebastian: I didn't want you to get upset.
Grell: *grabs Lizzy with begging eyes*
Jas: That's right, he still can't talk, Lizzy, please make Grell look wonderful!
Lizzy: Yea! Make over! *Grabs Grell, and pulled him out the room*
Jas: Like I said, Cammie is welcome any time.
Cammie: *bows head* Thank you.
Jas: Next is from the great Akuma De Fangirl Desu Kara. Wow, that's one hell of a mouth full.
Akuma De Fangirl Desu Kara:
Hello Jasmine! (in a very brish, potish accent, no, wait, that's not quite right... In a very posh, british accent, I meant)
*Ignores everyone else and smiles happily at Jasmine*
Okay, so, I have a few dares:
Will: Hug Grell tightly and kiss him on his lips!
Penalty: Have Grell sit on your face (moahahaha)
Undertaker: Let Lizzy play dress up with you
Penalty: Bite Raven's nose ;)
Sebastian-sama: (oh, and don't let Ciel see this dare *giggle*) For the entire chapter, act like you're in love with Ciel, and at the end, kiss him gently, with tounge, for a minute.
Penalty: Do the same thing to your least favourite character.
MOHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA- hrk-ghlsh-k-cough. *clears throat*
Ciel: (don't let anyone except for Ciel see this one) Act like a school-girl with a crush on Sebastian for the entire chapter, and, at the end, kiss him shyly.
Penalty: Give a lap-dance to Sebastian at the end of the chapter. *smirk*
*still in a posh, British accent* Adios, Ciao, Au Revoir, Sayonara, till next time. *careful evil laugh*
Ciel: *Jaw drops* Jasmine, your reviewers are evil!
Jasmine: Yep, I know, and I am proud of it.
Raven: *Walks back in, towel drying her normal hair color* Kinda rude how she doesn't even acknowledge us when she greets you.
Jas: Do I look like I care?
Cammie: Obviously not.
Jas: I like our newest member. Oh, and ask your Princess Isabella if you're allowed to do dares! I almost forgot!
William: I hate you all.
Jas: That seems to be everyone's catch phrase as of late. So, which do you chose?
William: *Sigh* Grell, come here. *Grell comes* Please, don't take this the wrong way *Grabs Grell roughly, and kisses him hard.*
Jas: Kinda hard not to take it the wrong way when he's putting so much into it, don't ya think?
William: Shut it human!
Jas: Next, Undertaker, what do you say?
Undertaker: hehehe, I don't have a problem playing dress up.
Lizzy: Yeah! *claps hands happily* I will be more than happy to play dress up! *Pulls out dresses*
Jas: Don't leave any of that stuff in here Lizzy, I don't need the principle on my ass about leaving shit in the library.
Lizzy: Got it! *Dresses Undertaker in a frilly pink dress*
Jas: *shudders* That's one tough Reaper.
William: He was the best.
Sebastian: *Sigh* Raven, please cover Bocchan's eyes.
Ciel: What? Why?
Sebastian: Do I really have to do that?
Jas: Sorry Sabby, but, you have no choice, so, just act all lovely dovey for the rest of the chapter, I'm sure you'll live.
Sebastian: Very well.
Raven: *removes hands from Ciel's eyes*
Ciel: What was that about?
Sebastian: *Smiles flirtatiously* Nothing, Bocchan, you'll find out soon.
Ciel: *raises brow* Ok? What's my dare again?
Raven: *leads everyone out of the room.* Ciel's the only one allowed to see the dare. *everyone's gone.*
Ciel: *reads and pales* I hate you!
Jas: *Sticks head into room* I'm assuming you read it?
Ciel: *Nods blushing* I'd rather not to the dare
Jas: Ok? Well, none of us know the dare, so, just to the penalty.
Ciel: *Blush deepens* I'm suppose to wait till the end of the chapter.
Jas: Alright? What the hell did you tell him to do, Fangirl? I've never seen Ciel blush this bad. Either way, next reviewer! This is from Sophie The Awesome.
Raven: Awesome name.
Jas: I know right?
Sophie The Awesome:
My first review on this awesome fic, I love how you update so fast! And you eat cow's tongue in Mexico? I find that funny because here in Taiwan, we eat both PIG'S tongue AND cow's tongue xDD So anyway, on with the dares!
To Sebastian: I dare you to have sex with Ciel...and bottom through the whole thing.
Penalty: Don a pink frilly maid's-dress and be Claude's personal maid for a day (which means you've got to obey his every order, duh).
To Ciel: I dare you to marry yourself to Alois, while wearing a big white (Lizzy-style) wedding dress and smiling sweetly to everyone.
Penalty: Slap Elizabeth in the face. Hard.
To Grell: I dare you to kill Sebastian with your bare hands.
Penalty:...don't do the aforementioned if you cherish your life.
To William: I dare you to kiss Grell with everything you have.
Penatly: Do Sebastian with everything you have (I'll let you comprehend the meaning of 'do' by yourself...)
To Raven (she's really beginning to grow on me): I dare you to kiss Sebastian with your tongue.
Penalty: Form a contract with Rebecca Black. You're not allowed to break it until she learns how to sing.
(^ Yep, that'd be all for now, sorry if I seem mean, but I love you all, seriously! Oh, and Sebby as an uke is simply TOO awesome for words, don't you think?*smiles sweetly*)
Raven: *face palms*
Jas: Another crazy yoai fan, how quant.
Sebastian: I never bottom.
Jas: I'll get the dre- Wait! You've done it with a guy before?
Sebastian: *Shrugs* When you're a demon, you don't really care, the result will end up being the same.
Jas: Lalalalalala *covers ears* Don't need to hear it.
Raven: You're such a little kid.
Jas: I know.
Sebastian: I don't think being Ciel's personal maid will be any different than my regular job, it'll just be a costume change is all.
Ciel: Ok, for starters, no butler of mine will be wearing a pink dress, so, no.
Sebastian: Thank you my lord.
Jas: That just ruined the penalty!
Ciel: Sophie said he had to follow my every order, so, I'm ordering him not to wear the damned dress. It's her own fault.
Jas: *Sigh* Very well, next!
Ciel: I don't want to smack Lizzy!
Lizzy: Ciel, do it.
Lizzy: I'm not gonna let you marry that licks everything creep! Just smack me, it can't be that bad, right?
Ciel: Lizzy, are you sure?
Lizzy: Of course.
Ciel: Very well, brace yourself.
Raven: I'll go to the nurse and get an ice pack for her face. *tries to leave*
Sebastian: Nah ah, young demon, *Raven stops*You read the dare, so, kiss me, while Ciel goes and grabs the ice pack, because God knows that little brat will never learn to sing.
Raven: Jasmine! Help!
Jas: Sorry, Rea, you're on your own here, I can't do anything.
Raven: *Whimpers slightly* Augh! FINE! JUST DO IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!
Sebastian: As you wish. *Kisses Raven hard on the mouth.*
Lizzy: Don't forget the tongue!
Raven: *Glares at Lizzy but opens mouth and shudders*
Jas: *eye twitches* My demon is being violated right in front of me, and I can't do shit about it.
Ciel: Don't think if it as a violation than, she could stop the kiss, she wanted to become Rebecca Black's demon.
Jas: Damn, either way she's screwed.
Ciel: Exactly. I think the minutes up.
Raven: *pushes Sebastian away and gasps for breath* You really should eat soon, you tried to suck my soul out again!
Sebastian: *Wipes mouth* Sorry, force of habit, it won't happen again.
Raven: There won't be an again!
William: I kissed Grell already, and I'm not doing that again.
Jas: Fair enough, next reviewer! Aislinn Diablos, good to hear from you again.
1st of all, Grell: repeat earlier dare cos I 4got 2 mention that u must do it like u mean it! Penalty: Cannot b with Sebastian in the same room!
2nd, Alois: Kiss Sebastian's cats! Penalty: Claude will ignore u 4 one day and treat u like air.
3rd, Sebastian: Sorry about this, but I can't resist! Cross dress for the entire chapter! Penalty: Kiss Jasmine or a dog!
Btw, meet my OC: Sheila Diablos, translation: Devil Girl! She is twin sister to Aislinn Night. She is the darker side of Aislinn n the reason I included her in her was because- *gets kicked in the head*
Sheila: *stomps in n roars angrily* WHERE'S THAT DEMON!
Me: *rubbing head* Oww... Did u have to hit me that hard, Shay?
Sheila: *eyes glinting madly* NO ONE CALLS ME SHAY EXECPT FOR AISLINN. I said: WHERE'S. THAT. DEMON. I'll kill you, tear you apart limb by limb, cook u for dinner, feed ur body to the roses UNLESS u tell me where HE/SHE IS!
Me: *mutters* Not to mention, really sadistic...
Sheila: I said...
Me: sweat drops* Wait! Don't kill me! I dont noe which demon u want, but there are four there, including a half - demon! *points towards Ciel, Claude, Sebastian and Raven*
Sheila: *cracks knuckles loudly* Since they're all demons, I'll just kill them all!
Me: Oh s***. So sorry 'bout this, but Sheila just barged into my dreams one night claiming that a demon made Aislinn cry n since Sheila is really protective of her twin, she has sworn to kill all demons until she finds the 1 that made Ash cry... May I add that she can turn people to ashes or stone if she glares at them. N she can manipulate fire, water, earth n air. She also can control carnivore roses which only take human flesh.
Sheila: SHUT UP! I'll kill u 2!
Me: YELP! If u want 2 stop her, try finding Aislinn, who is currently lost in Mexico trying to stop her twin! She's gentler than Sheila, n she has the- AHHHH! NO DON"T KILL ME! - same abilities as Sheila! HELP! *runs away screaming*
I 4got 2 mention something. The carnivorous roses actually look like normal but their thorns are VERY sharp. Be cautious when they wrap around u cos they actually suck out your life this way n leave nothing but skin n bones behind. Btw, Sheila has 1 hell of a temper. When she's ** off, she doesn't care ifyou're human, reaper or demon. She just kills those who get in her way...Scary...
Jas: WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS PISSED OFF THE CRAZY DEMON!
Raven: I was too busy being harassed y Sebastian to even leave the shed! How the hell am I supposed to know!
Jas: *rubs temples* When that pissed off demon comes running into the school, I don't care if this breaks the dare, Raven, you will protect me and yourself, understood?
Raven: *bows head* Si senorita
Jas: Alright, first dare from the lovey Aislinn was for Grell to say he loves Alois like he means it, so, go ahead Grell.
Grell: *Waves at gag*
Jas: Oh, that's right, well, we'll do that one next chapter. Next! Oh Alois dear!
Alois: Where are the cats?
Jas: Damn that's right we're still at the school. Wait! *snaps finger* Sebastian, you brought Shadow, didn't you? (Shadow is my fluffy gray cat!)
Sebastian: Indeed I did, here *holds out fat gray cat)
Claude: Out of curiosity, why did you bring that obsess creature.
Sebastian: My cats were picking on him, I had to do something.
Alois: *kisses cat* there, now Claude won't ignore me!
Sebastian: *Grabs Jasmine and kisses* There, no cross dressing for me.
Raven: *Catches Jasmine as Sebastian drops her* You annoying stupid demon.
Sebastian: You're just jealous of your little master.
Rave: *blushes* Yeah right!
Ciel: Enough! We still have to worry about that damned crazed demon that thinks one of you made her sister cry, and one more reviewer, not to mention the fact I still have to do my penalty!
Jas: He's right, let's get finished up, and we'll start and when we get home, Raven can choke Sebastian as long as she wants. Last, but certainly not least is PSHYCO-FAN-GURL-JOCELYNE. Why does everyone have awesome screen names besides me?
first of all i loovvee thiss! lol well okay these r my dares:3 1. i dare ciel to dye his hair blood red and act like grell:) no penalty *tehe 2. question for alois :do you enjoy licking objects? *just wondering * 3. i dare sebastian to dress likea maid penalty: sleeping with william :3 that will be it for now *giggles*
Ciel: Why must everyone pick on me!
Raven: *Holds out red hair dye* since it's near the end, it wont be so bad.
Ciel: And I still have that stupid penalty I must do.
Sebastian: Oh, Bocchan, let me help you with that.
Raven: Na ah, *Steps in front of him* You're putting on that maid outfit.
Sebastian: Very well, I will. *grabs maid outfit from Lizzy and walks to bathroom*.
Alois: Yes, I do like licking stuff; it's interesting to know what tastes like what, like how a doorknob tastes like a remote, but, not like a sink handle.
Jas: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Ciel: *Comes out with red hair.* How do I look?
Jas: Funny, considering how you looked pretty nice with blue gray hair.
Ciel: I honestly have no idea how to act like Grell, he's just so annoying, it's hard to mimic his level of stupid.
Grell: *tries talking through gag* HAAA! UU LIL RAT!
Jas: I think it was something along the lines of you little brat, but, I'm not sure.
Sebastian: I am forever an embarrassment to the demon kind. *come out in large pink frilly dress.
Jas: One more thing before we close up, Ciel, you said you had to do the penalty from a dare, what was it.
Ciel: Sebastian, sit on a chair.
Ciel: This is the worst possible image for my family.
One lap dance later…
Jas: My eyes burn.
Raven: I'm gonna go boil mine. *leaves.*
Sebastian: *Smiling wickedly* I had no idea my little Bocchan was so talented.
Ciel: *Blushing madly* Sh-shut up! Go and comfort your girl friend or something!
Sebastian: Comfort? Raven? Why the hell would she need comfort?
Jas: She did look upset when she left. *Glares at Sebastian* If you did anything to hurt her, I will kill you. But, luckily, that's all for today! Wow, this was 8 pages long. Damn, this is officially the longest chapter I've ever written.
Ciel: Please review!
Jas: Yep, als- *library doors open. Principle and Dean of Students stare*
Principle: What the hell happened in here!
Jas: Run! Please do review! *Bolts out the room*
I just got this review as I was about to post, so, we'll do it now. Since I don't have time to try and come up with anything, we'll just do the dares right away!
Phantom Thief Fee:
Dares! Sebastian, you must kiss me. Grell also must kiss me. Ciel must spend a day with my seductive alter ego Nicolette, she's a vampire too, and you must let her do whatever she wants to you. Undertaker, bury William alive. Alois, admit yourself to a mental hospital for Christ's sake! What is with you and licking things? And Grell gets this very nice dress from me. It's long, with a skirt that poofs out at the waist, it has sleeves that poof out near the bottom, with white lace around the hems. It also comes with a black choker, red hair ornament, and red heels.
Sebastian: I feel like I'm turning into a whore at this rate. *kisses hard* There.
Grell: Damn reviewer *kisses*
Ciel: If I survive this day with Nicolette, I will kill you. *leaves with the vampire*
Undertaker: My complete pleasure *Hits Will in the back of the head with shovel, and drags outside.*
Alois: I don't wannna!
Raven: You ain't got no choice. *Grabs, and drags off to mental hospital.
Grell: Thank you so, so, so much! I take back what I said about you! *Takes dress*
Jas: Sorry if this part seemed a bit rushed Phantom Thief. I made a promise to myself that's I'd get this chapter up before nine o'clock tonight, and where I'm at it's already eight forty, sorry!