Chapter 3: Family help

ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE-EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE-ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY FINNI101...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.

-After school-

-Kenny is totally freaking out, wondering how he is going to get the money for the suit and her present. Karen walks in with her bunny-

Karen: Hi, Kenny. What are you worrying about?
Kenny: (I am going to prom and I don't know how I am going to get a suit or flowers/chocolate for my date!)
Karen: Do you have a date for the prom? –asks smiling innocent-
Kenny: (Yes, Karen. I need to be alone to think how I can get a suit and chocolate or flowers for her)
Karen: I think I can help.
Kenny: (Really?)
Karen: -nods- Yes. I have been saving some money for a really expensive bike, but I would rather help my brother get a nice date. –smiles and hugs her brother-
Kenny: (R-Really? You would do that for me?)
Karen: Yes –nods-
Kenny: (Thank you, Karen!)
Karen: You're welcome.

-She goes to her room and gets back with a glass box full of much money-

Kenny: (Wow, Karen! This is great! Thank you!) –Hugs her tight-
Karen: No problem. I'll do anything for my big brother!


-At the chocolate store-

Baker: What shall it be?
Kenny: (A box with chocolate in a box formed as a heart)
Baker: Really? Who's it for?
Kenny: (My date!)
Baker: Okay then

-Baker returns with chocolate in a box formed as a actual heart-

Baker: That'll be 40 bucks.
Kenny: (What? I meant like a valentine's heart, not a real heart!)
Baker: Oh. Then I'll just add... and there! It will be 50 bucks.
Kenny: (I can't afford that!)
Baker: Well you have to pay for both since you demanded them.
Kenny: (What if I offer my PSP?)
Baker: Sure.

-Kenny angrily gives it to him and gets both boxes with chocolate and leaves. Another man walks and demands the same as Kenny and gets a real formed heart and he has to pay 50 bucks as well. Seems the bakers were making business of doing that-


-04:55 at Nora's house-

-Kenny in a nice dress with two boxes of chocolate for Nora and knocks at the door. Nora opens the door-

Nora: Oh Kenny. Hi... So that's how you look without the hood... you look cute.
Kenny: Thanks, I've brought you chocolate –smiles and hands her both the chocolate-
Nora: Kenny I-
Kenny: The baker charged me for that real made heart so I had to pay 55 dollars.
Nora: Kenny... I am sorry, but something with my family happened and I can't go...
Kenny: Oh... –smiles at her a little- I understand.
Nora: Thanks, Kenny. I guess I'll see you at Monday.
Kenny: Yeah... bye then.
Nora: Bye.

-Closes the door and Kenny walks down to the road and feels terrible. He feels like everything was going perfect and that all that just got crushed. He sadly drops the chocolate at the ground and walks to the party-

-At the party-

Kyle: Hi Stan! How are you?
Stan: I'm okay. I've dance a little with Wendy, but not much more than that.
Kyle: I see. I've been drinking some soda and eaten some chips.
Stan: Cool. Have you seen Nora or Kenny?
Kyle: No I don't think I have.
Stan: What about Cartman?
Kyle: I think he is around her somewhere.

-Cartman walks up to them angry-

Cartman: Hey guys, I was just kidding when I told you I voted for me and Kyle. I actually voted for you two! Haha!
Stan: No you didn't.
Cartman: Yes I did.
Kyle: No you didn't.
Cartman: And how would you know that?
Kyle: Because we sit pretty much next to each other and I saw what you wrote.

-There's a pause-

Cartman: That is so not cool, Kyle. Looking at what others vote for! That's supposed to be anonymous!
Kyle: I lied, but from your reaction I can see that you did.
Cartman: Fuck you, Kyle! You Jews are all the same! Lying fuckers!

-Cartman runs away in anger-

Stan: Dude, I think we should look for Kenny.
Kyle: Okay.

-They start to look for Kenny-

-End of part 1