Through the Craziness, There's More Craziness

Alahen: 2578; A not so near, very far future where the radiation from the technology has rendered humans crazy.

LEADER McLEADERSON, the leader of a clan of crazy people, is rallying her tribe members. LYKON LORCHESTER, the chef, is starting a fire for a roast. Random tribe members are cheering, shouting and screaming. HEINHEIM, the tribe beggar, is jumping around in the background.

Leader

It's time my fellow tribe members! IT'S TIME TO SACRIFICE ANOTHER NORMAL!

Lykon

Actually… we're gonna need like five more your leadership, the fire isn't ready yet. Besides, Relic and Dr. Frankenstein aren't back yet.

RELIC, the tribe bounty hunter, rushes in twitching and shaking.

Relic

FRNKENSTEIN! Hurry up! We haven't got all night!

Leader

Relic, are you okay? You're twitching like crazy.

DR. FRANKENSTEIN, the tribe doctor, walks in followed by his assistants dragging the Normal sacrifice.

Frankenstein

He's okay, He's just having a bad reaction to the fact that there's a Normal that isn't dead in his presence.

Relic stabs the body and it collapses to the ground dead.

Relic

Ah, all better now. LET"S EAT!

Heinheim rushes to the front and bumps into Relic.

Relic

Watch it you little bastard!

Heinheim

I'm bigger than you.

Relic

GRRRRRRR!

Relic pulls out his knife.

Heinheim

GAGH!

Heinheim bites off one of Relic's finger in a panicked movement.

Relic

ARGH! Damn it HeinHeim! I told you to stop doing that! Now I look abnormal.

Heinheim

Now?

Relic

Don't make me kill you.

Leader

Chill your panties you two!

Lykon

Fire's done.

Frankenstein

Sacrifice's ready.

Heinheim

Mouth's ready.

Relic

Knife's ready, but not for the sacrifice.

HeinHeim

*GULP*

Leader

Let us burn this Normal in the name of…. INSANITY!

All

INSANITY!