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That damn girl! : A Spike Spiegel and Faye Valentine fic

Chapter 1

A frustrated Spike sat in the Bebop, tapping his pencil. Sweat poured from his head like a waterfall. A huge crash in the back of the ship was heard and Spike immediately slammed his pencil down on the desk.


Ed peeked out of her room holding Ein close. She looked like she had had enough crap for one day.

"Spike person stop yelling at Ed! It was Faye-Faye!"

And with that, Ed slammed the door behind her.

"Faye! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" boomed Jet.

"Go ruin someone else's day for a change. I've had enough bull in the last hour to last me a century." She muttered.

Spike sighed. "Hey Faye!"

"What the hell do ya want now?!"

"Come' ere for a sec! I can't do this alone ya know!"

Faye walked out of the kitchen, wiping sauce off of her arm. She sat down next to Spike, who was now laughing hysterically at Faye, who looked like she was actually trying to COOK.

"Ha ha. Very funny Spike." She sarcastically commented. Spike pulled a piece of spaghetti out of her hair.

"And just what were you doing in the kitchen that required sauce?"

"Oh nothing much. Just planning to poison you, that's all."

"You're cooking's bad enough. No poison required."

Faye just threw Spike a dirty look and mumbled quite colorful words to herself. (And talking about Faye, you can imagine just how colorful her word can be ^^)

"So what do you need my help for?" Faye asked and let out a sigh.

"I need a new strategy. This guy's got millions on 'em!"

Faye then returned to her normal self, with that quite evil grin. "Millions did you say?"


"ALRIGHT!" Faye slapped her hands on the desk and smiled. "Gimme the lowdown on this dude."

"Well you'll be quite surprised to know the most obvious thing about this 'dude'."

Spike handed Faye a piece of paper. It was a data sheet.

"Mikako Nagamine." Faye read. (note: this has nothing to do with Hoshi no Koe, I just couldn't think of a name ^^) "Age – 20, murders – estimated 2,000, robberies – estimated 1,240, gender –" Faye stopped dead and slammed the paper on the desk. "Holy crap! It's a girl!"

I hate to leave a cliffhanger, but I'm working on the next chap. Now ^^ hope ya like!! Please review!!!