Alright fair warning everyone. The characters are ridiculously out of character but it's only played for laughs. Everyone is canon age though. It's an idea from insurd on You Tube who makes story videos about some stuff and they're hilarious. I recommend you check his stuff out.

Episode 1-The Roller Coaster


It was the first day of summer in Danville and Phineas and Ferb sat under the tree in their backyard. In the house, Linda walked into the kitchen to tell Candace she was leaving for awhile.

"Candace, I'm going out to the store and getting some condoms so that your father and I can fuck tonight. You're in charge until I get home." Linda said then walked out of the house.

Meanwhile outside, Phineas came up with an idea.

"Ferb, I'm bored. Let's build a roller coaster. A big roller coaster to ride around town."

"Should we," Ferb started but was cut off by his stepbrother.

"Shut up Ferb, I'm the main character. Now let's build a fucking roller coaster."

Inside Candace was on her cell phone talking to Stacey.

"So, Jeremy is coming over in a bit and we're going to make out. You want to come over and watch us?" Candace asked.

"You know I love watching you two," Stacey replied.

"Oh, hold on I think I hear something outside." Candace walked outside to the backyard to see what her brothers were up to. "Stacey, I'll just talk to you when you get over here." Candace hung up her phone and walked outside. "Phineas! Ferb! What are you two doing?

"What does it look like we're doing, bitch? We're building a roller coaster." Phineas answered.

"Actually I'm doing most of the work," Ferb said.

"Shut up Ferb! Nobody said you could speak." Phineas replied.

"You two are going to be so busted!" Candace yelled before heading back inside.

"Wow that was retarded." Phineas said. Suddenly, Baljeet appeared next to Phineas.

"Phineas, we're going to need 456,326,954,210 square feet of roller coaster parts," Baljeet said.

"Ah," Phineas gasped in shock at Baljeet's sudden appearance. "Baljeet, your voice is really annoying. Go die or something."

"Umm…okay! La la la la la!"

Baljeet took off while Phineas looked back at the roller coaster project and suddenly realized Perry is missing.

"Where the hell is Perry?" Phineas asked. He looked over at the tree and saw Perry standing there. He walked over to him and picked him up. "Where the hell do you even think you're going?" Perry responded with a platypus sound. Phineas walked back to where he was and saw the Fireside girls and Isabella have arrived.

"Hey, Phineas, whatcha doin?" Isabella asked.

"What the fuck does it look like I'm doing? I'm building a roller coaster across town." Phineas replied.

"Cool. Can we help?" Gretchen asked.

"Asking a girl to help me? God no. Why don't you make like real girls and make me a fucking sandwich!"

"Will it get me into your pants?" Isabella asked.

"What?"

"One sandwich coming up. Let's go girls." Isabella let the Fire side girls into the house.

The door bell rang at the Flynn-Fletcher residence. Candace opened the door and found out Jeremy and Stacey arrived.

"Hey guys." Candace said. "Come on in. We're going to bust my brothers."

"Okay," Jeremy replied.

"I want to watch!" Stacey said.

Outside, the roller coaster was finally completed and everyone was getting ready to ride.

"Here's your sandwich Phineas," Isabella said handing over Phineas the sandwich she and the Fire Side girls made.

"I'm not going to eat a crummy sandwich right before going on the ride." Phineas said then threw the sandwich on the ground.

"Aww, okay," Isabella moaned and turned to her friends.

"Why do you like this asshole?" Gretchen asked.

"Now let's ride my roller coaster!" Phineas yelled.

"Don't you mean our roller coaster?" Ferb spoke out.

"No, I mean my roller coaster. Now let's ride it!"

The kids hopped into the roller coaster and the ride began. About halfway up, Baljeet appeared in the seat behind Phineas.

"This is a great ride, you guys!" he said.

"Baljeet, where the hell did you come from?" the red haired boy asked.

The roller coaster went through the entire town and even went by the pharmacy where Linda was coming out. However, her cart filled with condoms was so full, it blocked her vision from seeing the huge roller coaster.

Back in the backyard, Candace, Jeremy, and Stacey were all on the roller coaster track waiting for it to come back to bust Phineas and Ferb.

"Alright, it should be here any second," Candace said.

"I'm watching!" Stacey replied.

"Candace, don't you think it's stupid to actually stand on the tracks?" Jeremy asked.

"What do you mean?"

Suddenly, the roller coaster came at its end and slammed the trio to the uplift part of the coaster so hard; it picked the roller coaster right off the ground.

"Quick everyone! Jump off!" Phineas shouted. All the kids jumped off and landed in the soft grass of the backyard safely.

The same couldn't be said for Jeremy, Stacey, and Candace who all flew away with the roller coaster. Who knows where it will end up?

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz was outside on his patio looking off in the distance for his nemesis.

"Where oh where is Perry the platypus?" the evil scientist asked himself. All of a sudden, a roller coaster smashed into his building.

"Ow! Curse you Perry the Platypus!" Doofenshmirtz yelled.

Back in the Flynn-Fletcher backyard, everyone was reflecting on the awesome roller coaster.

"Wow, that was really awesome." Baljeet said.

"Your voice is giving me a headache, Baljeet." Phineas moaned.

"Should we do something awesome like this every day?" Ferb asked.

"Why Ferb? It's not like you have anything better to do. Nobody even likes you!" Phineas replied.

"Umm…" Ferb moaned.

Linda came home and walked to the backyard.

"Hey kids, would you like to come inside for some cookies?"

"Yeah!" the kids replied and all went in for some snacks.


So yeah, it's obnoxious. Again, check out insurd on You Tube. His videos are hilarious. Buford will debut in a future chapter. By the way, nobody died. Everyone will re-appear again.