Thank you, YJ Anon Meme. You and the wonderfully, wonderfully cracky fans who inhabit you are the only reasons why I'm able to go through with this hiatus. That said, I'm depressed that I have no Kaldur here, but I couldn't think of anything to write for him. I'M SORRY KALDUR. Wait a sec, no Roy either. I'M SORRY ROY. HERE, HAVE A HAT.


A pile of unconscious thugs lay before them; Artemis and Korra hi-five at their handiwork.

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Before Wally can make fun of them for having a giant floating head for a mentor, they mention the giant robots; Wally promptly shuts up.

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M'gann's a bit putout at Ron's distinct discomfort around her; he quickly reassures her that he has nothing personal against her but that he still has had bad experiences with green-skinned females, both alien and otherwise.

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With a cry of "Souvenir!", Wally happily flips open the latch on the book, the handsome cover bearing the words, "The Clow".

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"GODDAMMIT BRUCE TELL YOUR KID TO STOP HACKING INTO JARVIS'S SYSTEMS."

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The redhead teen shakes Nick's hand and says cheerfully, "Your voice sounds just like my Uncle Barry's, and he's a forensic scientist too!"

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When the computer announces, "Recognized, A-02, Edna Mode," the fear on Superman's face speaks volumes.

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The shadows are creeping closer and closer; when the key-shaped sword suddenly appears in his hands, Robin doesn't think and promptly charges.

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Conner tentatively holds out his hand and Mewtwo takes it; it's surprisingly easy to bond over being clones who were meant to be mindless weapons, only to break away from their supposed masters.

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Ignoring Artemis's reminder of what happened the last time he picked up a book that Klarion the Witch Boy dropped, Kid Flash opens his newest souvenir anyways, its old and tattered cover bearing the words, "The Universe of the Four Gods."