AN: i decidded 2 rite a 1shot bcuz some1 on tumblr requesstede dis story if u hav any requestz ask ma on tumblr or pm me k
PREPZ DUNT FLAEM!1!1!1!1
"oms whoo r u" Edward sed
"im eddward cullenn" edwrad sed
"o kool im erward alrik"
"woha dats kool"
bella smelled at edaward "hey sexy"
"dewd im ur bf not him" edwarrrd sed
"oms im soooo sory u 2 look like exactly da saem" bella expunded
"its ok sweey" edward said
"don't hit on ma gf u fukin alchemisist" Eedward said
"im sory i thought i was u cuz we look so much alikee" edward saed
"orite" edwaerd said back
"i hav an idea letz all go out 2gether" bella saidd
"yeah kool" dey all ejaculated
dey went 2 a bar
"i want a beer"
when dey went home, edwward nd bella sarted making out in da back seat. Edward didn't mind eddward making out wit his girlfriend becaus dey looked liek each odder and had da same name so it wasnt really cheeting.
when dey woke up da next mornin bella asked if dey both wanted 2 go out wit her bcuz den shed have "twoo edwardss 2 do sex and romancnce with."