Wow. It's been almost five years since I started this series...and almost two years since I've updated! Well, forget about that, but how about the good news: SEASON 3 HAS BEEN CONFIRMED! -flails-

Anyway, to celebrate, I thought I would like to update this series again with something small and make it up to fifty stories. I can't believe we're coming back home! Welcome home, my fellow YJ fans! We did it!

Disclaimer: I don't own YJ (but I did have the pleasure of meeting Khary Payton a few weeks ago at Comic Con!).


Roy and Artemis were dancing. At least, that's what the Team saw. The archers had snuck into the training room, set up a radio, and proceeded to dance to Ariana Grande songs. Artemis threw her hands in the air, Roy bobbed his head and snapped his fingers as he turned on his toes.

Uh huh, it's Iggy Iggz

I got one more problem with you girl

Aye

Baby even though I hate ya

I wanna love ya

I want you you you

The Team had just entered the kitchen to grab a quick snack after the majority had returned from school when they heard apparently music coming from somewhere. Kaldur glanced at the others, Wally and Billy the only ones still eating their protein bars. "Did...anyone have a radio on earlier?" he asked.

"No," Megan, Conner, and Zatanna said simultaneously.

Kaldur frowned. "Odd," he said. "I shall find the source of the music. Everyone else, relax before combat training." The others watched him walk out of the kitchen in search of where the music was coming from.

And even though I can't forgive ya

I really want to

I want you you you

Roy spun Artemis under his arm, and she put her hand on his shoulder, he put his hand on her waist, and they smiled at each other. Neither noticed Kaldur standing and giving them weird looks as they moved and did something completely different from combat training.

Tell me, tell me baby

Why can't you leave me

'Cause even though I shouldn't want it

I gotta have it

I want you you you

Artemis and Roy moved in a circle when Artemis caught Kaldur staring at her, and she froze. Roy stopped, looking concerned, and asked, "What's wrong?" When she didn't answer, he looked over his shoulder and gulped.

Head in the clouds

Got no weight on my shoulders

I should be wiser

And realize that I've got

One less problem without ya

Kaldur continued to look confused, so Roy briefly let go of Artemis and ran over, catching Kaldur's wrists. "Come dance with us!" he said, and he dragged Kaldur to Artemis's side. The leader did not even protest and went along.

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less, one less problem

One less problem without ya

When Megan and Zatanna decided to follow their leader and the source of the noise, they caught a glimpse of the training room, and Megan covered her mouth with her hands to keep from giggling. Zatanna stared bug-eyed. Were...were they actually dancing?

At this point, Artemis smiled and waved them over. "Come on, girls!" She let the boys do some goofy dance while holding hands, and Artemis threw an invisible lasso and mimicked pulling the girls over. Megan and Zatanna, smirking, pretended to be pulled in, and they joined the group.

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less, one less problem

I know you're never gonna wake up

I gotta give up

But it's you you you

Conner, growing a headache from the loud music, stomped to the music, where it grew louder and louder, as did the sound of laughing and footsteps stomping on the ground and moving at once. What he saw was Artemis and Kaldur trying to dance the tango, Megan moving her arms over her head, and Roy and Zatanna clasping hands as they tap-danced, Roy with mostly his heels and Zatanna with her toes.

Kaldur caught Conner looking at him and beckoned him over with his head. "Superboy, please join us."

Conner felt his face burning. He didn't know even a thing about dancing-which is why he spent most of his time in school dances hanging out with the other boys when they weren't moving with their partners-and nobody had even bothered to teach him how. Even though Megan offered private tutoring, he was too worried that he would step too many times on her precious little feet.

I know I shouldn't ever call back

Or let you come back

But it's you you you

Every time you touch me

And say you love me

Roy and Zatanna grabbed Megan's hands and made a dancing circle. "Conner, come join us! Have fun!" Megan yelled to her boyfriend.

Conner remained still and frozen. But everyone would see how bad a dancer he was.

All it took was a reassuring little smile from Megan, and he swallowed. "All right," he whispered to himself. He walked over to Red, Megan, and Zatanna. "What do I do?"

I get a little bit breathless

I shouldn't want it

But it's you you you

Head in the clouds

Got no weight on my shoulders

I should be wiser

Wally ate his seventh banana that hour and wondered what was taking his friends so long. He saw his friends dancing to the beat-Red and Art teaching an awkward Conner to dance with Megan, and Kaldur and Zatanna laughing as they tried moving to the beat. Oh, so that's what all the fuss was about.

He wolfed down his banana and tossed the banana peel over his head.

And realize that I've got

One less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less, one less problem

One less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

"The Wall-man is here to dance!" he cheered as he moon-walked to Megan and Conner. He moved his feet faster than the others could count him tapping. He bobbed his head and made a face, pretending to play an electric guitar and lip-syncing to the song. The girls laughed, and Zatanna beckoned him to her and Kaldur with her finger. He grinned and joined the pair. "Let's dance!"

I got one less, one less problem

It's Iggy Iggz, uh

What you got?

Smart money bettin', I'll be better off without you

In no time, I'll be forgettin' all about you

You saying that you know

Dick watched his teammates and friends dance, and laughed. This was an interesting thing to do on a free afternoon. Batman was not going to be pleased with the ignorance of "useful training time," but who said Batman needed to know about this?

With a cackling laugh, he cartwheeled over to his friends and ended in a split. The boys smiled, and the girls applauded at him. "I think we're even!" he said.

Wally hurried over and grabbed his hands. "Get ready, Rob!"

But I really really doubt you

Understand my life is easy

When I ain't around you

Iggy Iggy, too biggie to be here stressing

I'm thinking I love the thought of you

More than I love your presence

Conner stared at his feet, careful not to step onto Megan's, while she patiently taught him where to move his feet. She smiled at him. "You're getting better," she said.

Kaldur held Zatanna's hand as she whispered a magic spell, and disco lights filled the room. She spun under his arm, smiled, and wiggled her shoulders. Kaldur, though not as confident, moved his hips and pretended to pull and push away his partner.

And the best thing now

Is probably for you to exit

I let you go, let you back

I finally learned my lesson

No half-stepping

Wally and Robin mirrored each other dancing. If Robin threw his hands in the air, Wally did the same. If Wally moved his feet and hips too steps to the left, Robin was quick to repeat. At times, one of them turned his back and tried to fool the other one, but the latter eventually caught up and outsmarted his partner.

Roy and Artemis formed a circle with Wally and Robin before Roy and Robin, and Wally and Artemis briefly danced, twirling under another's arm and wiggling hips and shoulders, before switching partners, so that both redheads and powerless teenagers stomped on the ground and pretended to play drums or guitar.

Either you want it or you just playin'

I'm listening to you knowin'

I can't believe what you're sayin'

There's a million you's baby boy

So don't be dumb

When Kaldur and Conner swapped partners, Megan was dancing when she stopped so Kaldur did as well. "What?" he asked before he looked to see Billy, Wolf, and Sphere moving and trying to dance. Wolf often stood on his hind legs, stuck out his tongue, and panted. Billy pretended to dance with him-holding his hands up to Wolf's front paws-and swung his hips while Sphere tried to move along.

Conner and Zatanna chuckled at the former's pets, as did Wally and Robin, dancing together again. Roy pointed to Conner's pets dancing with Billy, and Artemis looked over and smiled. "Aw," she said to herself.

I got 99 problems

But you won't be one

Like what!

Sweat coated Conner's forehead, and Roy's sweaty hands were slipping from his fellow clone's, but they ignored their fatigue, smiled, and danced the "Thriller" dance. Zatanna leaned her back against Wally's chest and stomach, and pushed her hands forward, rolling her hips against his pelvis. Kaldur was teaching Robin a dance move popular in Atlantis, especially merpeople, and the latter gave his leader a crash course on a Romanian wedding dance. Even though Megan's mouth was dry and she was craving a Pepsi, she and Artemis tried to remember the moves in a Shakira music video with lots of hip jerking and shoulders wobbling.

One less, one less problem

One less, one less problem

Head in the clouds

Got no weight on my shoulders

I should be wiser

And realize that I've got

One less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

Billy took turns dancing with Wolf and Sphere, while the one not in a pairing danced alone, sometimes with an invisible partner. At one point, Sphere rolled over to Superboy and Wally, Kaldur and Roy, Megan and Robin, Artemis and Zatanna, before hurrying back to Wolf. Billy joined in with Megan and Wally, Roy and Zatanna, Conner and Robin, and Kaldur and Artemis.

I got one less, one less problem

One less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less, one less problem

Roy taught Megan quick tango moves, Conner and Wally jumped up and down, Artemis let Zatanna bewitch her feet so she was dancing without touching the ground, and Robin spun under Kaldur's arm.

One less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

I got one less, one less problem

Just as the song ended, and the Team and Co. took deep breaths, they flinched when they heard applause. Black Canary was smirking at them, and half of them gulped. Was she going to report them?

"Good work, Team," she said. "What a way to switch partners, even if it's not combat training." She stripped off her jacket and crossed her arms behind her head. "Take a thirty-minute break, and be back here for the real thing."

The room's occupants groaned and walked back to the kitchen for quick nourishment. Black Canary glanced at Red Tornado behind her. "Human customs still elude me," he said.


Secret: When everyone else was trying to figure out who the mole was, the idea preoccupied me so much that I almost got sick, so I tried to narrow it down with "Who ISN'T the mole?"