A/N: anything surrounded by dashes is meant to be crossed through. Apparently that setting isn't available on this website.
A/N 2: The story "This Week, Walla Walla!" that I co-wrote with a friend, is the sequel to this ficlet. It can be found at my profile.
This Week, London!
Dear Sir or Madam,
-I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT-
Myself would be most pleased to uniform yourself that your website with the Sherlock Holmes stories is -fun- convivial to myself. Your righting is -brilliant and- coruscating to me. The -stories about the brill incandescent detector- chronicles about the incandescent detector are very humerus to myself. I am most especially -fond- enamoured of "The Blind Banker." -I think that you- Actually, it was just BRILLIANT! I COULD READ IT OVER AND OVER! I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU, AND FIGHT WITH CHINESE ACROBAATS AND FIND A HIARPIN AND ALSO WITH MR. HOLMES. MY DREAM IS TO MEAT YOU SOME DAY. IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT!
ALSO, HOW DO YOU WRITE YOUR STORIES SO WELL. I TRIED TO TELL A STORY ABOUT -MAR- A BRILLIANT CHAP AND THE OTHER CHAPS SAID IT WAS STUPID.
I if you want to meet you can find my address on the envelope.
It is a pleasure to myself to white to yourself. Please never stop writing.
I put your picture in my trolley in case you come to visit.
Your most humble servant,
PS: I have a website, too.