Note: These days my brain seems badly damaged, seriously. Well, this is NOT characters bashing, but Luffy's harem, which based on Gakupo's Madness of Duke Venomania. However, if you feel offended or else, flames are gladly welcomed. ^^


Disclaimer: Eiichiro Oda and Yamaha Corp.


Madness Venomania Fruit

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Monkey D. Luffy was the current pirate king, the captain of Straw Hat Pirates. He was so oblivious to women, yet they love him to the fullest. However, accidentally eating one of the most dangerous forbidden fruit, which happened to be madness venomania fruit, he got different personality. You read it correctly, everyone. He got slightly different personality. Luffy enjoyed having those women around him.

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Boa Hancock: slave of your love

Hancock was famous as the most beautiful woman in the sea, largely known as Pirate Empress. Yet, she was also the first and biggest lover of Luffy. Once, she had been one of Tenryuubito's slaves. Nowadays, she became his.

"Ohhh~!" Hancock hissed when Luffy kissed her, tracing her jaw line with his kisses. "Please don't stop what you are doing, Luffy-sama~!"

"Shishishi…" Luffy stared at her. "Who owns you?"

"Luffy-sama, I'm forever yours!" Hancock answered eagerly, spreading her beautiful legs. "I'm forever your slave!"

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Nami: free of charge

Best known as sexy money lover and tricky woman, Nami had been in love with her captain for years. She didn't refuse when Luffy entered her room and demanded everything from her, every night.

"I hate you!" Nami bit her lips sexily. "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!"

"Shishishi…" Luffy laughed. He dressed himself in godlike speed. "Less than one hour! I got free of charge!"

"Oh, knucklehead! I hate you!"

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Nico Robin: private teacher

Luffy saved her in Arabasta, and Robin followed him ever since. As brilliant woman from Ohara, she possessed better knowledge than everyone else did. She wanted to tell Luffy everything he wanted to know, including several sex positions that he loved.

"This way, Luffy… yes… that's it…" Robin closed her eyes when Luffy entered her from the back. They had tried 67 ways so far and he was going better and better. "You've got the knack for sexual experimentation, Luffy."

"Shishishi…" Luffy grinned happily. "That's because you are the best teacher ever, Robin."

"It's my honor, captain…"

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Nevertari Vivi: unselfish princess

Vivi could do anything for protecting her country, including worked as undercover agent in Baroque Works long time ago. Nowadays, she couldn't help being one of Luffy's lover to make sure the Pirate King protected Arabasta. She had no other choices.

"Shishishi…" Luffy opened her frock impatiently. "It's been a long time…"

Vivi closed her eyes, hoping everything would be ended soon.

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Margaret: his majesty personal tailor

Margaret was villager of Kuja tribe in the Isle of Women. She adored her queen very much, as big as she adored his king too. She knew perfectly that she couldn't beat Hancock, but Luffy's charms were too attractive to be resisted. There, every time His Majesty came to Isle of Women, Margaret made up several reasons for them.

"This time, please give this dress to Hebihime-sama, Luffy-dono…"

Luffy threw the dress to the floor. All he had in mind was Margaret, nothing else. "Shishishi…"

"Ohhh, Luffy-dono… I miss you sooo…" Margaret revealed her new ruffled underwear, which torn by Luffy within seconds. "I do miss you…"

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Princess Shirahoshi: biggest mermaid ever

The only daughter of King Neptune, Princess Shirahoshi met Luffy when she had been locked for years in the tower. She secretly developed big crush toward Luffy, and of course, Luffy replied her feeling. Claiming Fishman Island as one of his territories, Luffy also claimed Shirahoshi as his woman.

"GEAR THIRD! GOMU-GOMU NO GIGANT PENIS!"

"OOOOHHHH, LUFFY-SAMAAAAA!"

Sometimes both of them startled by the amount of sea monsters that accidentally called by her hysterical screaming. Yet, they seemed liked it.

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I hope that there are more female characters to be Luffy's women, hehe.

Flames are gladly welcomed anyway.