5 days later, Rosy and I went home. And right now, we're driving home, with our child Rosie. We had to stay an extra 2 days because Rosy's spine broke a bit. She's feeling fine though right now, I think.

Dang it! I forgot to tell what Rosie looks like because I was in awe when I first saw her come to the world.

She has the fur color of me. Rosie has my ice blue eyes. She has her mother's tuft of hair on her forehead. She looks like Rosy, but when she's asleep, she looks like me.

While riding home, Rosie cooed.

"Hey, Rosie." I said, giving her a kiss on the forehead.

Rosy giggled, a bit.

"Rosy!" I said, "Are you giggling at your own child?"

Rosy AND Rosie giggled. I giggled when Rosie giggled. I smiled after that.

"We're almost home, girls." I said.

I shook my head in embarrassment when I said "girls". I also blushed.

"Ah, does Scourgey-Wurgey feel embarrassed?" Rosy said, teasing me. "I bet he does."

I almost hit the wheel with my head, and if I did that, I would be blowing the horn. Guess how crazy that is!

FINALLY, we made it to our house (A/N: I'm using my aunt's house in Indiana for this portrayal in "Knocked Up"). And I have a surprise for Rosy in our front room, but I didn't tell her!
When we got out of the car, I picked up Rosy, who was holding that "seat thing" that had Rosie in it. Rosy squealed.

"Scourge, is this necessary?" She said.

"Yep," I said, "Because I like doing this!"

When we got near the "garage area" (A/N: When I walk through my aunt's door, it's near the other door that REALLY leads you inside), I put Rosy down and pinned her to the door.

"Scourge, act normal near Rosie! You're a daddy!" she squealed.

I shook my head.

"Rosy, she's too young to figure out what's going on!" I said.

I then started to cup her butt. Man, it was so soft. She moaned a bit, wrapping her arms around my neck. I then cupped her breast. She moaned a little bit louder.

"Scourge," she said, "I think we should stop."

I then stopped. Man, I want to have another child with her, but I'm not telling her until this day is over and when we're ready to go to bed.

I opened the door for her.

"Ladies first." I said, slapping her butt.

"Scourge!" she said, annoyed by my "pervy-ness".

"Sorry. I just love you so much." I replied back.

"I do to, Scourgey." She said.

We walked until Rosy stopped in the kitchen.

"What is the matter, babe?" I asked.

"My spine hurts a bit." She said, upset.

"Oh, I felt sorry for you when you broke it." I said, unhappy either.

I rubbed her back. She moaned softly. I kissed her back and she moaned very soft.

"I got a surprise in the front." I said, hearing the partiers' cries and squeals.

I took Rosy's hand and walked in the front.

"SURPRISE ROSY!" Everybody I invited said.

Rosy blushed. She punched my arm.

"Scourge, you set this up?" She asked.

"When you asleep at the hospital and…"

I was cut off when Rosy kissed me, but before she put down Rosie. It was so passionate. And everybody was watching, making me blush. For the first time, she put her tongue in my mouth, and that's when I knew we were doing the French kiss. I put my hands behind her back and pulled her closer to me, making her moan in my mouth.

Everybody started singing, "OOOOOOOHHHHH. Rosy and Scourge sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, and then comes marriage…"

I was so going to kill her relatives who said that AND that they watched us. Perverts. Rosy stopped suddenly. I realized that it was her back since she bent so far back that made her spine break.

"Roses, you okay?" I asked, worried.

She sighed.

"With this back hurting me? I dunno know…" she said.

"I think you should lie down on the bed, with Rosie." I said, carrying Rosy to our room.

I put her on the bed. I put Rosie in that miniature white "crib-bed" thing. Rosie cooed and I cooed back, making her laugh. I then climbed on the bed where Rosy was and kissed her forehead.

"You sure it's fine without me?" she asked.

I sighed.

"It really isn't fun… without you." I said.

"Oh, Scourgey…" She said, wrapping her arms around my neck.

"Oh, Rosy…" I said, sad because she is resting from her back.

I kissed her, again. I moaned softly in her mouth.

"I got to go party with your relatives and mine I invited." I said, unhappy.

She scratched my head.

"Okay, Scourgey. Don't get drunk or any of that!"

I laughed, but still.

"I won't." I said, before kissing her lips again.

Hours later…

I don't know how long I was passed out. When I woke up, everybody was gone.

"Wha?" I said, but surprisingly, I'm not drunk. Just tired.

I heard our bedroom door open and walked out Rosy with Rosie in her hands.

"Aww, Scourgey is tired." She said, making me blush.

Rosie laughed. I smiled.

"Come here you, girly girls." I said.

Rosy giggled, blushing, and Rosie laughed. But they came over. Rosy put Rosie on my chest. I hugged her gently, making her coo and trying to touch my check. I leaned my face at her, and Rosie touched my check. SO CUTE!

Rosy got to my side, kissing my check. Man, I am such a lucky dude! I blushed and smiled very romantically.

"Rosy, you're making me feel nervous!" I said.

Rosy looked at me straight in each other's eyes. Her green eyes always made me smile. She leaned closer, but not close enough to squish Rosie.

"I love you Scourge." She said, putting her head onto mine.

"I love you too, Rosy, with all my heart." I said, putting Rosie in that "white-bed crib" thing, and pulling Rosy close to me.

Rosy started to kiss me, and I was running my hands up and down her shirt, making her moan in my mouth. Although I was being a bit disgusting, I put a hand up her shirt and touched her boob.

She moaned, pulling her head away from me.

"Whoops." I said, thinking of a lame excuse.

"No, it's not your fault. Damn spine!" She said.

I sighed in relief. I thought I was in trouble.

"Oh okay." I said.

She got closer to me, way to close. I closed my eyes, and she did. I kissed her on the lips for a long time. I then realized I was making out with her. But, after 5 minutes, we passed out.


I don't know how long we slept, but when I woke up, it was night. Rosy was asleep on my chest, having her arms wrapped around my body. Rosie was asleep too.

Rosy started to wake up.

"Scourge," She said, "How long have we've been sleeping?"

I sighed.

"We've been asleep for a long time, Rosy-Ku." I said. "And it's time for bed, all of us."

She yawned. Rosy started to rub her head. She walked over to Rosie and picked her up. Rosie was still asleep. Rosy changed Rosie in her pajamas.

Rosy shut the door to change in her pajamas. I then got up, walking to our bedroom. I opened it and saw Rosy, half-naked, putting Rosie to sleep. Rosy turned around and saw me.

"Sorry." I said.

"It's okay, really." She said, grabbing a purple night gown from the closet.

I took off my jacket and hung it on the hanger on our door. I took off my shoes and placed them near the bed. I then jumped into bed, tired.

Rosy got in, tired too. I kissed her forehead, and I was ready to ask her the question I wanted to ask all day.

"Hey, Rosy…" I said, sleepy.

She moaned.

"What Scourge?" she replied back.

"I want to ask you something…" I said, but drifted off there.


"Do you want to have another child with me?" I finished.