Summary: Just your typical SAS and Navy SEALS fic, except Alex is the spy that is supposed to train them. They just don't know it yet, and things are about to get interesting.
Rating: T
Spoilers: All of the books
Warnings: Minor cussing (i.e. Crap, hell, and damn)
KEY:
Iota= leader
Zeta=sharpshooter
Kappa= technology genius
Epsilon= medic

Disclaimer: I don't own Green Day (I LOVE YOU GREEN DAY!) or Alex Rider (DITTO)

A/N: This is my attempt at humor please tell me if you found it funny. Also a big thanks to Bookdancer and .Difficult. I'm so happy you reviewed. Now this chapter is a bit short but like I say at the bottom, review and they will get longer

Iota rolled up his sleeves in a really cliché moment and Alex was seen rolling her eyes behind his back as he took off to tackle the course. This is going to be fun.

Iota started running towards the beginning of the course and of course he tripped and landed in a mud puddle which they were all sure hadn't been there when Eagle went in. Iota came up pulling a… wire? Alex was seen smirking behind her hands, she could have concealed her smirk but she chose against it. Fox raised an eyebrow at her and she sent him a toothy grin, he started shaking his head slowly he felt a headache coming on.

Iota walked back over to them and gave them all a glare before charging off to work on the course again. He made it out in just over seventeen minutes; all of k-unit was impressed, for a first time that was pretty good. After the rest of the soldiers went through alternating K-unit then Beta, Beta unit was feeling pretty smug because they had beaten Snake and Wolf, which pissed of the two soldiers.

"That wasn't as hard as it looked like it was going to be," smirked Kappa.

"Well all of you made it in Seventeen and a half or less. That's pretty good."

"Pretty good? We all beat you and Snake, I say we're awesome."

"May I?" Alex intervened, she was getting tired of this pointless bickering. Wolf nodded his head and sent her a look that she decoded meaning, show no mercy. Alex just nodded.

"You're going to make Kit do it? That's sick," Alex sent him a questioning look, and Wolf held up a finger,

"Just wait fifteen minutes and then you'll take that back." Alex looked at Eagle who had the stopwatch, when he nodded she took off for the beginning and dove into the course.

"What are you trying to prove, that we're better than her?" Wolf and the rest of k-unit weren't talking to Beta unit. They were silently biding their time to gloat. About fourteen minutes later Kit reemerged panting slightly. Fox went up and high-fived her, she started walking in circles so her muscles wouldn't freeze up.

"But… wait… how… who? That was impossibly fast! How did you do that?" Alex just quirked an eyebrow at the SEALS leader.

"Fourteen minutes and seven seconds Kit, I'm impressed a new record!" Fox came up and patted her on the back, while Beta unit just looked on in shock.

"You'll catch flies if you leave your mouths open like that." Beta unit was practically worshipping the very ground she walked on. She smirked at them and lead them to the lake, "Swimming practice guys!" she said with an air of too much enthusiasm. She watched them pull their shirts off and jumped into the lake. Alex stripped until she was wearing a skin-tight shirt and some fabric shorts. She dived into the lake with lots of grace.

"Come on! Time to do laps" Beta unit pulled on a tough face and got to work, the lake was almost half a mile long (proof I'm American I used mile instead of kilometers) and the SEALS were tired after two laps (two miles, lap means back and forth I think) and they were pretty tired and annoyed before the SAS started taunting them,

"Come on, aren't you supposed to be able to swim for miles you are a seal."

"If you keep swimming I'll give you a fish"

"Ha-ha, seals can't even make three miles."

Kit had been quiet up until she started singing:

"Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind **** America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the ****** America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue."

The Americans started shooting her glares but by the end of the first verse all of k-unit was treading water and singing their heads off. They didn't sound too bad but the message was clear, they didn't think the Americans were as good as them. They would show them, Americans are just as good just they wait.

A/N: I'm sorry this is a short chapter, I will try to make the next one longer but I'm trying to update ASAP. So yeah, don't take offense if you are an American, I'm not racist, I am American. Also I LOVE GREEN DAY! R&R and I'll make the chapters longer