AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (I don't get a single thing other than you spelled "fangs" wrong.) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (Is lesbianism bad?) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. (Obviously, this Raven person didn't help with the spelling, or she is a HORRIBLE speller.) U rok!

Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! (I can sense fangirl-ism…)

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness (Random apostrophe placement) Dementia RavenWay and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (Ebony and black are the same thing.) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (WTF?) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (INCESTUOUS THOUGHTS)

I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. (I thought vampires were super tan and had purple scraggly teeth…but maybe that's just me.) I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) (I could tell that you're a wannabe goth, but not that you're one. You seem more emo, what with the purple and red hair) and I wear mostly black. (Incorrect, you're wearing pink in the next chapter) I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets (pink fishnets? How does that even look remotely cool?) and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining (that can happen at the same time?) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps (How can you tell if someone's a prep? Is a prep someone who wears normal clothes and has un-dyed hair?) stared at me. (because you're an insane freak of nature) I put up my middle finger at them. (What a nice girl)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… (OMG CLIFFHANGER!)

Draco Malfoy! (?)

"What's up Draco?" I asked. (As if Draco Malfoy would be caught dead talking to you.)

"Nothing." he said shyly. (Draco Malfoy, shy? HAHAHAHA)

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (Why? Ignore them.)

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (No it isn't.)