Revenge Really Is Sweet

This is my first multi-chapter fanfic, and the second one I've ever written so may not be too good :L Feel we need more HidaShika :3 It starts out a bit slow, but it should get better. Will hopefully update often, so please read and review

Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own Naruto :(


Hidan let out a hiss of pain as the sunlight burned his eyes for the first time in months. His muscles were aching and he was absolutely exhausted but he didn't care. After finally pulling himself together, he was getting out of that hole and there was no way anyone could fucking stop him. Managing to pull himself out of the ground he lay back on the ground panting. Though he'd been underground for quite a long time, there was only one thing that he had thought of. The person who'd trapped him in this prison. That fucker Shikamaru. Hidan scowled at the thought of him, feeling his hatred rising.

He didn't care about Akatsuki, or Konoha, or even the jinchuriki. The only thing that Hidan wanted right now was revenge. He could imagine it now. Shikamaru would be wondering the forest completely unaware, when Hidan would suddenly appear. He would try to run, but he wouldn't be fast enough. It wasn't going to be a quick painless death either, oh no. That little shit was going to regret pissing him off. Pulling himself up off the ground, Hidan decided to head to Konoha where he could search for the prick.


That had been his plan at least. But getting into Konoha wasn't that easy. There were too many guards, and Hidan was too recognisable. Scowling, he decided he'd have to use a transformation jutsu if he wanted to find the fucker.

"Henge!" He muttered as he put his hands together. He decided to use the form of a kuonichi, he'd sacrificed from the hidden rock village. She had, had shoulder length brown sandy hair, with blue eyes. This girl had been pretty average looking so he knew he wouldn't stand out much. As with most of the shinobi he'd killed he'd never bothered learning her name, but that was no problem. He'd just make something up. He strolled confidently towards the gates trying to look natural.

When he got a little closer, he noticed the men guarding. ... Oh fuck. It was those two shinobi he and Kakuzu fought, when he killed that dick Asuma. Shit. What if they saw right through his act? He swallowed and walked through trying to look natural.

"Hey! You there!"

Shit not good. Hidan gulped and looked over. The one with the bandage over his nose was staring at him.

"Come over here please" he shouted waving his hand. Hidan slowly started walking over, trying to think of a way to get out of this.

"You look slightly familiar, do I know you?" The man was frowning at him, trying to place his face.

"Err, no I don't think so" Said Hidan sounding pretty flustered "I'm just visiting from Iwagakure".

The man stared a moment longer.

"And what is your name?"

"Err it's..." Fuck I didn't get this far. "It's...Hi... Hina! Yes its Hina...Yuga!" He gave a sigh of relief.

"I see" he went silent for a moment. "And what's the reason for you visiting Konoha?"

"Err..." Shit! Think of something! "I'm just trying to... Learn more about other cultures! I wanted to find out more about other ninja villages" He really hoped his lie was convincing enough. After a few moments of silence the man smiled.

"It's wonderful that young shinobi like you are interested in other cultures. It would prevent more wars if we understood each other better" The man seemed pretty happy at that thought. "Go on ahead, and have a nice visit Yuga-san". Hidan smirked internally. Heh, what a fucking moron. He looked over and gave what he hoped was a kindly smile.

"Thank you so much, you're very kind" He gave a small bow before practically skipping into the village trying to hold back his triumphant laughter. If all Konoha shinobi were this stupid he'd have no trouble finding that fucker Shikamaru.