Revenge Really Is Sweet: Epilogue

And here is the last chapter ^^ I did attempt a lemon, but it failed so I just left it at this.

And to Chaos herself, thanks for the review it was much appreciated :3 Tried to make it longer but it felt like it was dragging it out too much :L

For everybody who's read it for this long, thanks and I hope you enjoy the end ^^

Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me, just the story.

"Itadakimasu" Shikamaru clapped his hands together finishing his breakfast. "I'll be back later, I need to go meet my friends" Leaving the room before his parents could answer, he was unusually eager to get out of the house that morning.

Konoha was busy as usual, and nothing seemed any different. The usual group of the rookie 9 were standing together talking by the old academy gates. With one obvious difference.

"Morning Hina" A sandy haired girl, who'd been talking to Ino turned and smiled at him, before leaning over and kissing him on the cheek.

"Nice to see ya' Shikamaru" She wrapped her arm around his before whispering in his ear. "Get me the fuck out of here! The blonde bitch is so fucking irritating; I might sacrifice her to Jashin" Shikamaru held back a laugh.

"Yeah, yeah, let's go"

When they were finally out of view of other people, Hidan grinned and released the jutsu.

"So fucking good to be me again. Seriously it's ok for you; you don't have to pretend to be a fucking girl"

"Yes I know, now stop your troublesome whining or you won't get your present"

"You got me a fucking present? What is it? Tell meeee, pretty please with sugar on top?" Hidan gave him a large puppy dog eyes look that made Shikamaru embarrassed to look at him.

"Ok! Just stop doing that face!" Chuckling to himself, Hidan followed him practically skipping with excitement. He may have been 22, but there were times he acted like a 4 year old.

"Close your eyes, and don't open them until I say so" Hidan gave him a scowl, but reluctantly did as he was asked. As he stood there, he could hear Shikamaru's footsteps moving away, and then returning before coming to a stop in front of him.

"Put out your hands" When he did this, he felt a strange yet familiar object. Opening them he saw something he hadn't seen for over a year.

"It's my fucking scythe! Where the fuck did you find this?"

"I was the one who made you drop it. It took me a little while to clean it up though"

"You are a fucking awesome boyfriend" He paused "Fuck that sounded gay"

"Surely, the fact that you're with me proves you're gay? Does your god even allow that anyway?"

"Jashin doesn't give a fuck"

"That's good for me then"

Somehow they knew that everything was going to work out fine.


Despite the fact that Hidan had to spend half his time pretending to be a girl. But still, you can't have everything.