Blaine cackled, swinging the can of gasoline around and around and around. The foul liquid splashed through the falling water droplets. He tossed the can aside, pulling out a lighter. Grabbing a dry piece of paper, he lit it up, dropping it into the water.

"Blaine! What are you doing?" Kurt yelled. Blaine cackled, shaking his fists to the sky as the puddles of gasoline and water lit up dangerously. The hem of his khakis lit up, and he screeched, prancing around the parking lot like a little pony. A tiny hat popped up on his head, bouncing around on the sleekly gelled back curls of his. Kurt watched in horror as his boyfriend's pants burnt to a crisp, revealing a pair of neon green skinny jeans.

Blaine started crying, and took a bite out of the car that stood next to him. He tore the metal off with his teeth, chewing it thoroughly before swallowing. The tears poured down his cheeks, dousing the fire beneath him. Kurt made a gurgling sound of disbelief, jumping into his boyfriend's arms.

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home!" he squealed, pressing his nose into the crook of Blaine's neck. Blaine looked up at the sky and stuck his hands out in front of him.

"Hold on tight, Steven!" he said. "Harry Potter, AWAY!" The two shot up into the sky, leaving a trail of thick purple smoke behind them. Kurt looked back.

"What's that?"

"My toenail clippings." He said, looking at the teen latched onto his neck.

Kurt shot up, his hair clinging to his forehead with sweat. He was panting, as if he had just woken up from a nightmare. Kurt laughed nervously, glancing over at the clock. 12:49. A figure beneath the blankets beside him stirred, sitting up.

"What's wrong, babe?"

"Nothing, just- just a weird dream. That's all."

"Are you sure?" Blaine said, pulling Kurt into his arms. "You look pretty frazzled."

"Yeah, I'm fine. I honestly have no idea why I'm scared right now. The dream, it wasn't even that scary or anything." Blaine hummed, inhaling Kurt's scent.

"You smell delicious." He muttered, nuzzling into Kurt's shoulder. They laid back down and went back to sleep.

The End.

No idea where this came from. At all.