So after a while I finally decided to give you the Part 2 you've been so eagerly asking for.
But I'll warn you.
It's not at all what you've would have been expecting.
:3 I'll let your mind wander on that for a sec…
"What the hell is this?" Rin screamed.
After finally narrowly escaping from a pit of acid breathing daisies, Rin proceeded wearily on her conquest through the Forest of Doom.
The Forest of Doom (or the Forest of Rapists, Pedophiles, Gays, and Whatnot as it was called now) was a place to be feared by most people. Rin was not most people.
The woods were always empty ever since the kidnapping of a 14 year old boy. Rin, or course, was determined not to let such a frivolous thing get in the way of her endeavors.
After tearing through brambles and colonies of mutant chipmunks, Rin came across a green and white house with leeks growing in hordes and it.
"Maybe this is the place…" Rin thought.
Rin kicked open the door sending it flying into the cottage. A high pitched scream was heard from a corner.
"This has to be it," Rin thought with a smile.
She marched in to the house and turned to a large fancy chair facing a brightly lit fireplace.
"Show yourself!" Rin demanded.
Rin could see legs touch the ground as the chair began screeching and turning to face her; apparently the occupant was too lazy to get up to face her.
A girl with long hair sat trembling in the chair holding knitting needles with a basket of mutli colored string in her lap. There were a few leeks tucked between the cushions and one in the girls' mouth.
"Mwes?" The girl asked.
Rin raised an eyebrow, "Who the hell are you?"
"Wim Wen's ramwota," The girl choked out.
Rin snatched the leek from her mouth and threw it on the floor, "Speak properly!"
"I'm Len's grandmother! You know, Grandma Miku?" the Grandma Miku answered.
Rin shrugged, "Well do you know where he is?"
"I heard he was kidnapped by some gay pedo rapist wolf man," Grandma Miku informed. Grandma Miku then resumed her knitting.
"Will you stop knitting?" Rin roared.
"How else will my little leeks survive the cold freeze? They need sweaters!" Grandma Miku explained.
"This chic is obviously deranged and possibly dangerous," Rin thought.
"Well if that's all the information you have for me then I have no use for you," Rin said turning to leave.
"Why do you want to know about my little Lenny-chu?" Grandma Miku asked.
"It's none of your concern," Rin muttered.
"Tell meeeeeeeeeeee!" Grandma Miku whined.
"Shut up!" Rin screamed firing a pistol at Grandma Miku's head.
Miku slumped to the floor dead.
"Serves her right," Rin thought.
As Rin walked out the door leeks pierced the door frame beside her head.
Rin turned around to see Grandma Miku standing as if she not a single bone in her body holding leeks between her fingers like claws.
"Heehee~! You can't kill me. I was blessed by the Leek Gods with immortality! You shall pay for trying to disrupt my oath I made to Them!" Grandma Miku laughed.
Leek wings sprouted from her back and she took off flying into the sky (She went through the ceiling of course) laughing in a very troll like manner.
"What kinds of freaks live in these woods?" Rin thought.
Shortly after the encounter with the deranged leek girl, Rin was once again on her way to find 'Len'.
After a couple minutes of wandering and running off zombie bunnies Rin found herself in a clearing.
"Someone's been here," Rin thought.
She began to search the clearing to find a trail of circular objects sticking out the ground with some sort of string hanging out most of them.
It was dynamite.
Rin picked up a stick of it and sniffed it before coming to the conclusion that he had been here. Rin began to follow the trail before finally getting to a cave in the side of a small hill that was covered in flowers.
"This has to be it!" Rin thought happily.
She marched into the cave and plunged into complete darkness. After much running into walls and cursing a light was visible at the end of the tunnel.
"Stay away from the light…" A voice echoed behind her.
Rin ignored the random voice that sounded suspiciously gay and continued to the light to see a house in the middle of the cave.
A wide smile spread across Rin's face as she briskly walked to the house and kicked open the door. In the middle of the room was a gold wired cage with Rin's target inside. He was wearing a frilly red dress with a red hood trimmed in white lace.
Len stood up at the sight of Rin with happiness practically dripping from his very being, "Someone's finally going to save me!"
"What do you mean save my barbeque rib?" A voice said from behind Rin.
Rin turned to see a man with blue hair looming over her flashing his gleaming white teeth at her making sure to include a few muscular poses.
"No!" Len screamed, "Kill him! Make sure he dies a slow and painful death! He doesn't deserve to live!"
"What are you talking about my sweet Canadian bacon? Don't you love me?" The wolf man asked.
"I'm straight you gay fag!" Len yelled.
"This girl! She's changed my beloved tenderloin! I'll kill-!" The wolf man began to shout but was silenced with a shot from Rin's pistol.
The wolf man fell to the ground dead.
Rin took a step to the cage and began to unlock it.
"I can't thank you enough! All I would've liked is that he died more painfully but at least he's dead!" Len elated.
Before the cage door could open a random baby came out of nowhere and banged the door shut.
"The hell is it now?" Rin fumed.
Rin turned around to see the wolf man had turned into a wolf woman and was standing there limply that she(?) had not a single bone in her(?) body.
She(?) began to laugh, "Heehee~! You can't kill me. I was blessed by the Pedo Gods with immortality! You shall pay for trying to disrupt my oath I made to Them!"
She(?) then sprouted wings made up of small children and flew up into the sky (She(?) went through the house ceiling and the cave roof of course) laughing in a very troll like manner.
Rin clenched her fists and busted open the cage door (She killed the random baby holding it together).
"Thanks for saving me," Len smiled, "But why did you come all this way for me?"
Rin smiled and pulled two small objects from her jacket, "I thought you'd make a nice treat."
"W-what do you mean?" Len stammered.
"I'm a cannibal you see and I overheard your mother talking about you so I figured you'd be worth the effort," Rin grinned revealing a fork and knife.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Len screamed trying to get past Rin to run away.
Rin laughed evilly and stabbed her fork into Len's arm.
~ The End! ~
So the tale of Little Red Shota Hood ends with our beloved shota being eaten by a cannibal.
I wonder how Miku and Kaito are doing trolling the world in the name of Leek and Pedo Gods.