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Chapter 1: Bigger Problems
"WHERE'S BIG BROTHER RUSSIA!" yelled someone in the UN conference room. She is wearing a black maid outfit. She happens to be the nation Belarus.
"Be-Be-larus…" Lithuania stutters.
"WHAT! WITHOUT BIG BROTHER RUSSIA MY LIFE IS NOTHING! I WANT YOU TO BRING HIM BACK TO ME!"
"Calm down, Belarus, this is the reason why we gathered here…" America said.
"Knowing that we have to save Russia-" America starts to say.
"You stupid wanker, none of your plans will work, and what authority anyone made you the first one to speak in the first place, you stupid American!" Britain shouts.
"Well, because I'm the Hero!"
"America, why wouldn't we leave Russia in there. He always gives me the creeps-aru." China says.
Soon Belarus begins strangling China "YOU CRAZY! MY LIFE IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT HIM!"
"But I'm…" Lithuania stops short as Belarus glares a creepy glare that would make even Russia freak out.
"WILL YOU JUST STOP!" Germany yelled once again. Immediately the hall was quiet.
"Ve~ I see a streak of light coming towards us…" Italy says as he blankly looks to the window.
"ITALY! WHY ARE YOU NOT SEATED AND DOING YOUR RESPONSIBILTY AS A NATION!" yelled Germany to the Italian.
"Germany-san, did Italy-san say a light is coming towards us?" Japan ask nervously.
"Now to start the meeting…" America says not knowing that they are once again in trouble. Suddenly, a huge hole was made on the roof that is accompanied by someone saying Vodka for too long. A human-shaped crater was formed on the ground that barely misses America.
"WHAT THE…" all of them exclaimed, with America clueless on what happened. Suddenly, a figure walked up from the crater. It is actually Russia, incredibly unhurt from the fall.
"Kol… It was not that dark in there… I truly wish it became one with me…" he commented.
"WHAT THE… YOU BLOODY RUSSIAN, HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO ESCAPED INSIDE THAT BLOODY CLOUD OF YOURS!" asked Britain.
"Well, I decided to just go out seeing that it is no podsulknah…"
"Russia's safe, so our meeting was over. Besides, what could possibly go wrong?" America interrupted.
"… and I hit a robot along the way…" Russia continued "… he is pretty angry towards the cloud and vowed to destroyed the Earth. DA! DESTROY THE EARTH! AND HE WILL SOON BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA!"
"Not before you become ONE WITH ME, BIG BROTHER… now, KEKKON, KEKKON, KEKKON… (Note to FOP fans… Kekkon is a Japanese term of "Marry Me". Now, say hello to someone way worse than you-know-who) said Belarus hugging Russia and letting out an evil aura way creepier than Russia's.
"BELARUS, GO HOME!"screamed the Russia
"Did… did Russia say… destroy the earth…" Italy says panicking and running around the room.
"CALM DOWN ITALY!" Germany exclaims.
"Germany-san, we now have a solution to our problem…" Japan says.
"What is it?" Germany asks.
"Earlier in the Blue Moon, I used my ninja skills to put a unique GPS homing device to everyone whom we thought as a Chosen One, except that poor boy that was sucked in…"
"So, what are we waiting for, the Hero will save the day…"
"Quiet, you dim-witted mortal. I know things better than you do. Japan, where are they currently located…" Britain says.
"Currently, in Dimmsdale, California on the coordinates…" soon, the homing devices was gone as if it is by magic, which made Japan wonder and said "It's impossible, their gone!"
"WHAT!" all of the others present said. Soon, America receives a phone call coming from MERF, which was flashed in a big screen and reported
"Sir, there is a huge robot calling himself the Destructinator and wants to eliminate someone. Sir, I suggest that we blow him up once and for all…"
"Good timing you called. So who's up for blowing the robot up with every missile known to earth?" asked America.
"YOU STUPID CRAZY AMERICAN! WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULD DO THAT BLOODY THING?" Britain protest.
"Let's do it by votation the American way. Who wants to defeat that thing up?" Everyone, except Britain and the coward Italy, raise up their hands. Upon seeing Britain not raising his hands, France soon followed.
"10-2, majority in favor of using all the missiles available…" America commented.
"I WANT TO AVENGE WHAT HE HAS DONE TO MY BIG BROTHER RUSSIA!" said Belarus.
"It's a good idea. Violence is the key, right Latvia…" said Russia.
"Y-ye-yes sir…" commented the poor nation with the rest of the trio.
"America-san, we must defeat it before it destroys my beloved culture and homeland." Japan commented. "
Yes-aru. I just become a world power. There is no way it will end up that quickly." said China.
"I kind of agree for what America said." Germany said.
"YOU CRAZY WHY…" Britain protested once again to the results.
"You lose by eight votes, so you don't have the right to speak up." America said.
"Right this moment, we are all going to meet in Dimmsdale, California. No objections if you want to survive and the Hero…"
"EHEM…"said the others present
"…es will be renown all over the world. Just bring any missiles you have…" The meeting ended and they decided to form a rendezvous point in front of a mall in Dimmsdale. Britain, knowing the whole Prophecy, knew that this is a very, very bad idea
Maganda ang pinas: thanks a lot Yuka-has-your-cookies-O.o…especially with the character editing… I owe you a lot! Next stop: Britain got a headache... not the sick thing, but he got really, really annoyed...