Title: Challenges: terror
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 341
Pairing: Hur, hur, hur...
Topic: Terror
Type: OPU? AU? You be the judge.
Genre: General
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from One Piece. One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda.
VTM: Challenge from Clare! Enjoy!


Fear was a word that is usually not associated with a man like Monkey D. Garp. He was usually instilling fear in those around him with his unorthodox behavior, and his usual wide, half crazed grin. But today 'fear' was the only word that could describe Garp's expression.

It was supposed to have been a simple camping trip, to teach the boys survival. To make them stronger. Sure he was dressed up as a mountain monster and hunted and scared the boys every chance he got. (It was to teach them to be prepared for anything! Honest!)

He wasn't expecting to lose them in the woods. He wasn't planning on getting lost himself for a couple of hours either. But that was not what traumatized the old marine. Oh no, for he eventually found his grandsons. He found that they had made a makeshift shelter and a campfire. (No doubt that to his awesome 'tough love training', of course!) Garp figured that since he had such a close scare it'd be a good time to pack up and head back home. Not that he was afraid, that would just be silly. Garp just figured that it was a case of lesson learned.

The old marine headed for the little tent, as he approached he thought he could hear whimpering. Were they crying? Well, Garp wasn't going to have any of that! He donned his mask once more and tore open the shelter.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-...ah?" Garp's voice was caught in his throat.

Both of the teens stared up at Garp with wide eyes. There were in a rather...'intimate' position. And were rather naked.

The D's all stared at each other in silence for a good few minutes. Garp was in a state of utter shock. However, that shock wasn't long lived, for Ace and Luffy started throwing whatever they could get their hands on and started beating Garp with it. Of course this only served to anger the old marine, and he proceeded to chase the two nude terrified teens through the woods.

-The End-