SARGENT FROG INSANITY PART 1:
IN THE HINATA HOUSEHOLD:
Keroro: Geroro, you gotta come down here right now!
We've got a new plan for taking over Pikopon more awesome than even the sleekest Gundam model!
Geroro: Well, I was watching M.A.S.H reruns, but if you're really serious I'll come downstairs.
*Geroro spills his drink and slips down the stairs, but Keroro manages to catch him*
Keroro: Geroro! Good thing I caught you or you would have been seeing swirling Natsumi angels.
Geroro: NATSUMI? IS SHE SAFE? NATSUUUUUMIIIIIIIIIII!
Keroro: Jeez, chilax Geroro.
Geroro: What? Oh, yes. Ahem. You heard nothing!
Keroro: Heh. Now just follow my lead into mission control
and we'll plan our new invasion scheme.
Geroro: Invasion scheme my ass. This one better be good.
The frogs enter their base. The other members of the platoon are asleep. Sgt Keroro pulls out a megaphone.
Keroro: ATTENTION SOLDIERS! Time for duty!
Tamama (wakes up): MR. SARGENT, I had this romantic dream where you and me were riding white stallions through space
Keroro: Um, that's great Tamama...now as I was saying...
Tamama: BUT UR MY SARGENT...MY SARRRGEEEEENT!
*Tamama hugs Keroro, Keroro gasps for breath*
Geroro: Let him go already. Just because your kind is allowed in the military now doesn't give you an excuse to smother our leader.
Keroro: Pipe down Geroro, Tamama is one of our best soldiers, admit it, you couldn't fire a laser beam from your mouth, or kick a soccer ball to save your life.
Geroro: Well, that's true. But I have more important things to do.
Keroro: Like talk to kittens?
Keroro: *chuckles* Anyway,
Tamama: I have a plan for taking over Earth.
Keroro: Really? What is it?
Tamama: Well, it involves a video game called We Love Kalazaroo. I would buy it from the local GameFlop but it has a label that says only teens with alcohol can play it.
Geroro: Wow. Jerry Falwell really WAS right about the media.
We Love Kalazaroo. (Rated everyone 16+ with alcohol)
Keroro: Hmm...I had my own idea, but I'm liking this one. My idea was to stage an invasion of Mudkips. But seeing as prank callers to radio stations have done that religiously...that leaves me no other option than Tamama's plan. What was it about this game that inspired you Tamama?
To be continued...
To be continued...