How "How it Should Have Ended" Should Have Ended
Before watching this, I highly recommend you watch "How it Should Have Ended: Ironman" (.com/watch?v=adW46gsMTXM) and "How it Should Have Ended: Sherlock Holmes Game of Shadows (.com/watch?v=poDaiYKJFlo) as this fic mostly pertains to them. This is purely a joke, born of a text conversation between me and my friend ijustwanttobeabritishman.
You should also watch How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended (.com/watch?v=xQrRg3LtjXY), because there's a joke about that too. And any of the other superhero ones, just to familiarize yourself with Batman and his Batmanliness.
*As Sherlock and Moriarty are falling*
Sherlock: Well, I knew you would steal my oxygen tank, so I brought a boat, and strategically placed several mattresses on its deck.
*Moriarty looks down and sees that this is so*
Moriarty: Well I knew you would have a plan like that, so I brought a plane! Because I'm secretly a time traveler, and can bring technology from the future with me!
*Moriarty climbs into a plane*
Sherlock: Well…so am I! And I brought a genius future metal suit that can fly!
*Sherlock becomes Ironman*
Sherlock: Tank missile
*He shoots a tank missile at the plane. It explodes*
*Sherlock sits at the café opposite Batman and Superman*
Superman: So, wait. You're not actually a superhero?
Sherlock: No, I'm just really smart.
*Superman and Batman share a horrified glance*
Superman: Then, dude, what are you doing here?
Sherlock: Outsmarting you both.
Batman: You can't outsmart me. I'm Batman.
Sherlock: Yes I can. *Deduces everything about Batman* And I'm here because you invited me.
*Batman shifts uncomfortably*
Superman: Dude, you just got pwned!
*Sherlock turns and deduces everything about Superman*
*Ironman comes in. DOUBLE ROBERT DOWNEY JR. all across the sky*
*And takes off his mask. They all marvel at his resemblance to Sherlock*
Superman: Duuuuuuude, that totally happened to me before!
*HISHE logo. The guy from Jurassic Park comes on in 1800's drag*
Guy from end of HISHE Jurassic Park (singing same tune): She-erlock Ho-olmes, he likes to dress up like a gi-irl, and the-en jump off cliffs without a parachute.
Starz media logo
End scene of Game of Shadows. *Sherlock gets up from the chair and begins typing. The dog bites his leg*
Watson: Gladstone, what are you-OH MY GOD HOLMES YOU'RE ALIVE JESUS CHRIST!
*Fierce makeout session*
Dedicated to my dear friends Ironman and Britishman. Without you, I would still be going to sleep at a reasonable hour instead of staying up watching Doctor Who.