april-babe16 started this, but they gave up. So I've come to finish what she left off!

Hope you enjoy it!

Dear Fanfiction,

Fred died. Yes, my twin fool left me incomplete and slightly depressed, but I did not commit suicide! You can write about us as you like (apart from when using the words "shy, serious, evil" when you describe us) but please stop writing about me making out with Hermione, or Fred making out with Draco.

That's just wrong. We are not gay, contrary to your deranged belief.

Nor would we make out with our brother's wife.

Yours Ridiculously,

George Weasley.