Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets - 100 - Necromancing the Stone

by Polydicta

Abuse of the resurrection stone. There may be more. Or not.

This arose from a winding discussion on the Caer Azkaban group. Mim help us all.


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Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets - 100 - Necromancing the Stone


Harry had discovered how to summon the shades of the dead using the resurrection stone. After summoning and speaking with his parents, Harry summoned the shade of Albus Dumbledore, with whom he had some words that needed to be said.

After half an hour of berating the dead headmaster, and discovering he was able to compel the spirit to do his will, he decided to cram the irritating shade into Draco's wand. There were screams and imprecations and threats and pleas, but eventually the old fool was neatly tucked away in the stick that Harry idly thought looked a bit like a snooker cue.

So Harry made his way to the Forbidden Forest in order to be killed by Lord Voldemort.

Harry entered the clearing to find The Dark Lord stood, waiting, along with his trusted lieutenants, inner circle and hangers on. As he arrived, Harry had an idea.

"Hey Tom, I got a neat trick ..."

He shoved the wand forward like a clumsy pool-shot.

"Expecto OldFartum!"

Dumbledore's shade was expelled from the wand at near supersonic velocity - faster than he ever went in life, and probably faster than when he reached terminal velocity off of the Astronomy Tower. It collided with Voldemort, and displaced HIS shade, leaving a very confused Voldedore in command of the Army of Dread Things, umm, Voldegone's army of Death Eaters and ... things.