E/O Challenge WoW: Line
Word Count : 100 (from the original draft's 171) *sobs*

Disclaimer : Don't own them, can't even watch them yet
(Still waiting to see if S7 is
ever going to be shown on British TV).

A.N. Yes, I'm crap. I don't get around to individual responses to reviews,
but I DO appreciate every last one of them and all of you who leave them.
They're as good as having a giant size choccie bar all to my very self!


PLEASE SIR, I DON'T LIKE IT…

There are some things that a man just can't take!

Crowley stared. A huge haystack of a man knelt before him.
"I'm sorry…..which part of welcome to hell confused you?
Perhaps you thought it a quaint colloquialism?"
"N...no, Sir."
"Is it my lack of the ubiquitous horns and tail?"
"Please...it's not….."
"No? You do know who I am?"
"Yes….your Majesty."
"So why in God's name…or whoever...do you think
I'd revise an eternal damnation that you DON'T LIKE?"
The man began sobbing,
"Please, your Majesty. I'll take anything….anything else!
It's…there's….sequins!"
"Really? Sequins? Deary me…that certainly is a problem.
So, here's my idea….STOP WHINING AND GET BACK
TO YOUR LINE DANCING CLASSES!"