Title: Hey Mickey

Summary: Two-Bit plus Mickey Mouse plus the song Hey Mickey, what could go wrong?

Disclaimer: no copyright ownership here... Damn.

Time period between the outsiders and when Hey Mickey came out... Yea, the song wouldn't have been around in '65... That's okay though.


I stepped into the house. I heard Two-Bit's voice.

"Hey Mickey, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Mickey, Hey Mickey." He was singing very loudly and off key. I stifled a laugh, then peeked around the corner. Interpretive dance to the end of the song, as Mickey Mouse danced across the screen.

"Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand. You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand. Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand? It's toons like you Mickey, ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey. Don't break my heart Mickey!"

I leaned against the doorway and watched, it was times like this when I wanted a video camera.

The episode of Mickey Mouse ended, as did Two-Bit singing. I smiled and said a few lines of my own version to him.

"Oh, Two-Bit you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Oh Two-Bit, I don't stand a chance when you start to dance. Oh Two-Bit." I said, smirking when he jumped and turned to me smiling.

"You saw my dance?" Two-Bit asked, "Did you like it?"

I sat down next to him, "What's not to like about my boyfriend singing and 'dancing' to a cartoon?"

"What's wrong with my dancing?" Two-Bit questioned loudly, sounding appalled.

"I don't think just shaking your ass and pointing counts as dancing." Two-Bit started pouting, "But I will admit, I liked the shaking your ass part."

"You would enjoy that, would you like to see some more?" Two-Bit started getting up.

I smirked and pulled him into my lap, planting kissed on his jaw and neck causing him to yelp when I bit him.

The tv was forgotten as we started making out on the couch. The rest of the day was spent in an entanglement of limbs and lust.

(Just a short fanfic inspired by the song... In case you couldn't tell. By the way, I didn't name Two-Bit's lover on purpose, that way it can be any of them you want it to be. -Luvs Cassy.)