I stood in the graveyard because I had come to leave flowers to my high school sweetheart grave.

I smiled up at the sky because I knew deep in my heart that Marth Kawabata was watching over this old woman who was about to turn 38.

"Hey Peaches and Cream!" Zelda waved to me from the other side of the cemetery.

Had she not realized that she was standing in the middle of the road?

Any distracted driver could run her over very easily!

I waved back and gasped as I saw a distracted driver approaching Zelda from the side.

"Zelda, lookout!" I screamed but it was far too late.

The car drove over my aging best friend's body, then suddenly came to a halt.

As the darkened car window slowly lowered; a scream escaped my lips when I recognized who was driving.

"I'm baaaaaaaack!" Kirby replied from the car then she quickly exited the road.

Her car going in reverse at full speed and laughing maniacally as I stood there, staring in disbelief and confusion.

"Jennifer Kirby can't be back. She just can't!" I said to myself as I shakily made my way to the public transportation and ordered the taxi to make it's way to my home as quickly as possible.

When I arrived, my husband Mario was expecting me in the living room, as he patiently read the sports section of a newspaper.

"Mario, she…" I took a breath. "We've got to get out of here now!"

Mario stared at me blankly. "Why is that, Peach?" He asked with a thick Italian accent.

"We just have to, please!" I begged.

"But what about Koopa Cooperations?" He asked frantically. "It took me years to be the successful business man I am today?"

"Please…" I said as tears began to escape my eyes.

"Well, alright." Mario agreed.

In a matter of time my husband and I were already driving away in his beautiful new Audi.

I looked over my shoulder to Mario but something about him, was different.

He was usually a comedic and happy man but lately he has become more quiet and serious, in a frightening way.

"Mario, are you alright?" I asked as I stroked his shoulder.

Mario just grinned an evil grin, an indescribable evil grin.

He stomped on the brake of the car and released the steering wheel as he quickly turned to face me.

In a quick instant, he rose a knife over his head and violently jammed it into my chest.

I weakly muttered his name as my vision became blurry.

"I told you, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"

As my world became darker I knew it was that voice again then the last thing I heard was Jennifer Kirby's mucus filled laugh.


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Oh...right...the list of the dead people...

R.I.P. Zelda Mudrost

Best Friend; Eats a lot

R.I.P. Peach Toadstool

Typical Sexy B-tch

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